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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Homeboy is slashing .170 .279 .283 .562 over the last month, so we might be past "he's playing hurt" into "he just sucks and is old"-territory*. *I think he's a turd player, so I MIGHT be biased.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I said the same thing in the game thread; if they're not going to do the smart thing of batting some combo of Bryant, Rizzo, Baez and Contreras 1-4, then put Schwarber at the top since he's getting on base. Everyone else is worthless.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    He's "there's always next *RANDOM TIME PERIOD*..." personified.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Where have you gone, donobr1.
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  6. Sammy Sofa
    Also: a report about the FO and the players having to remind a lame duck manager to do his job seems like a weird time to be going to bat for him, but whatever.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    What take? I just don't like him, and like cracking jokes about how much I think he's a bum ass.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I prefer the idea of the Cubs trying to Milton the hell out of Maddon by moving him further and further away, so I'm going to pretend that that story about him needing to be more involved was leaked by Maddon himself.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Holy crap, I am tumbling.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    And if the end result is he's traded for nothing after continuing to suck and be an awful human being, whatever; it's not like him getting released is the only way the FO has to eat horsefeathers getting him off this team.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty sure this dude is foolishly trying to watch the court and the screen at the same time, and he's tearing himself apart: [tweet] [/tweet]
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, is he really being "robbed" if he's so limited as a hitter than unless he walks or dongs, he's basically screwed? You know what I mean. He seems to hit into the shift a lot when otherwise it would have been a hit. I do! That's why I don't think he's being robbed since he is, unfortunately, just hitting to where he usually hits to. He makes it too easy for the other team to defend against him. That said, it might be time to put him in the top spot since Heyward sucks again. Schwarber's at least getting on base at a great clip, even though he can't do much else.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Yup. Gotta love last second fluke drama. It broke poor Embiid!
  14. Sammy Sofa
    You gotta weirdly admire his dedication to always being hideously, hilariously wrong.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers; what an ending to the Raptors/76ers Game 7.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, is he really being "robbed" if he's so limited as a hitter than unless he walks or dongs, he's basically screwed?
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Quick work, Seeshack. Nice win!
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Go sit on a landmine, ump.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Even better is the bonus that it was an extra FU to make Russell's AB completely pointless.
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  21. Sammy Sofa
    Please just have some version of Bryant-Rizzo-Baez-Contreras bat 1-4, thanks.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Ugh, Russell. Maybe the only time I'm cool with a non-pitcher bunting.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Nice. Now get some more damn runs.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Wait, was signing Descalso a long con to put out a player SO BAD that eventually people would be willing to see Russell play more? THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU BASTARD.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    He's so horsefeathering bad.
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