Sammy Sofa
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Nah. I’m glad he’s doing well and getting results, but he’s still basically the same horsefeathers hitter he’s always been and like he was when he had that hot 1-2 months last year. The underlying stuff is still ugly (still not taking walks, still not hitting the ball hard often enough, still hitting too man GBs, still K’ing too much for being a contact guy, etc.). Yeah, it's fun when he gets these rando big hits, but they're still surrounded by a sea of butt. -
That Kyle Hendricks is one hot piece of ACE.
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2019 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
PackLandVA is up, with Derwood as the understudy. -
No you won't.
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Oh boy, what an IDIOT.
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I'd imagine we all do
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Please play the Nats all the time.
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Talk about making up for lost time.
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Holy crow.
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See? Trea Turner sucks. He's clearly not worth a trade package THAT AMAZING.
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I appreciate your love for Addison Russel I......don't think that's what he was saying. ETA: Although Sofa also did that to me today in a way, somehow implying me saying that I don't think Ian Happ should be called up means I somehow support Addison Russell being up. You two are amazing.
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Heyward and Almora apparently were busy doing something else in the dugout besides watching the game, because why the horsefeathers were they swinging at this dog horsefeathers.
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Guys. What the hell are you doing. Do you take a dump every time Edwards pitches or Russell bats? I appreciate the dedication to the username.
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I'd actually do that if you could guarantee Turner could stay healthy What am I missing? Even if Turner doesn't always stay healthy, don't we do that? Guys. What the hell are you doing.
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Alright, Rizzo. You can do it; put your back in to it.
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Schwarber had to engage to battle off the meatballs who would start screaming about Almora not leading off. Well played, big fella...
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I've got a family texting me and ranting about how he wants the Cubs to trade Happ, Carl and Russell for Trea Turner. What in the horsefeathering world.
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And Joe's backup plan is to bring Carl in with guys on base. Grand.
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Get him out, you clod.
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Bryant, you "sexy" thing, you.
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Phew. Now the bullpen rollercoatser for 4 innings...yeesh.
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Wow. Way to get out of that.
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Almora's line recently is so weird; BAbip is in line with what he always does, meh BA propped up by the slugging, and a faithfully abysmal OBP. Scherzer getting tagged.
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That you keep tossing out very specific scenarios as if those were the Cubs' only options. They could have and should have done better.
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Holy horsefeathers! A Heyward hit!
