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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Shitbag Descalso needs to finally horsefeathering come through.
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  3. Sammy Sofa
    DON'T horsefeathers THIS UP, YOU DILDOS.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I keep forgetting Theo flushed $20M down the horsefeathering toilet by signing the most brittle pitcher in history. Applies to both Morrow and Darvish. Fun!
  5. Sammy Sofa
    0-8 with RISP, baby!
  6. Sammy Sofa
    And then he gets a hit.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    If Bote can't do anything with those first two foul balls, then put him on the IL or send him down or something. Dude has been wretched.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Bring back the Chili! It's gonna turn out to be a horrible revelation when it turns out that the Cubs just suck at what Chili was trying to add to their approach.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone's gonna be swinging for the dong and either will fly out or smash one into a defensive shift. Something needs to change.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    To be fair, a walk would have just been another stranded baserunner.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Enough of this live by the dong, die without the dong horsefeathers already.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Nice job by Quintana tonight.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    0-6 with RISP.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Meanwhile, here's La Stella's slash lines for the last week, 2 weeks and 4 weeks: .476 .500 .619 1.119 .442 .478 .744 1.222 .373 .432 .612 1.044
  15. Sammy Sofa
    DESCALSO IS SIGNED FOR TWO horsefeathering YEARS.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Quintana on pace to be lucky to get through 6; Cubs better get to scoring to try and offset all that bullpen time.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Get bent, ump.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Someone gimme an update of those team RISP stats, STAT.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, shocker; Descalso strikes out on 3 pitches to a guy who just horsefeathering walked ALMORA.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    If Descalso actually does something more useful than swallowing a seagull right here, I'll become his biggest fan.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Bote has been garbage for a while now, might be worth it to give him a breather for a few days and maybe work on some things with the coaches/video guys to get right. He also still is dealing with the broken toe, maybe they want him to get off the foot for a few days. Also: they're both probably butt.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Nope, I've been to a game this season, but I didn't buy the tickets, and they weren't bought for me; they were part of someone else's season ticket package that would have been bought regardless of whether I went to any games or not. I don't buy any official MLB merch, I don't spend any money in the parks, and I don't subscribe to their streaming service. I maintain it is very, VERY easy to follow the team, watch/listen to the games, and even go to the games, and not give one damn dime to them. I respect this. Good answer. Just as long as you didn't buy any food and/or drink while at the game, damn it. Done and done (though I started doing that by default years ago via a combination of usually being broke and/or unable to eat/drink garbage). As with life in general, I just sit there and take up space.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I think your cause is noble. The one thing I can't figure out is why you help put money in the evil empire's pockets then. Why are you paying money to actually go to games and give Ricketts what he wants? I know you've remarked you have been to games this season or are going to be going. If I'm mistaken, I apologize. Nope, I've been to a game this season, but I didn't buy the tickets, and they weren't bought for me; they were part of someone else's season ticket package that would have been bought regardless of whether I went to any games or not. I don't buy any official MLB merch, I don't spend any money in the parks, and I don't subscribe to their streaming service. I maintain it is very, VERY easy to follow the team, watch/listen to the games, and even go to the games, and not give one damn dime to them.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Ah, but I don't subscribe to the human battery theory.
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