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Sammy Sofa

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    Though, seriously; would it kill Heyward and Almora for them to both be just...fine at the same time for once instead of one temporarily kicking ass and the other being catastrophically bad?
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    [tweet] [/tweet] *Votto approves*
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    we didn't pick javy, javy picked us He's a magic carpet ride and I hope we never have to get off. Ah, so you're going with the Sting method of enjoying Baez.
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    Is that your way of telling us you were on the [expletive] again. If so well done. Just Baez dropping the s-bomb on TV. The Cubs made me too angry to horsefeathers.
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    And now his spine is going to fuse together, you hideous jinx.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    OH, SHEEEEEET.
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    Hahah! Thanks for not horsefeathering around, Baez.
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    Shitbag Descalso needs to finally horsefeathering come through.
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    DON'T horsefeathers THIS UP, YOU DILDOS.
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    I keep forgetting Theo flushed $20M down the horsefeathering toilet by signing the most brittle pitcher in history. Applies to both Morrow and Darvish. Fun!
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    0-8 with RISP, baby!
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    And then he gets a hit.
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    If Bote can't do anything with those first two foul balls, then put him on the IL or send him down or something. Dude has been wretched.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Bring back the Chili! It's gonna turn out to be a horrible revelation when it turns out that the Cubs just suck at what Chili was trying to add to their approach.
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    Everyone's gonna be swinging for the dong and either will fly out or smash one into a defensive shift. Something needs to change.
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    To be fair, a walk would have just been another stranded baserunner.
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    Enough of this live by the dong, die without the dong horsefeathers already.
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    Nice job by Quintana tonight.
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    0-6 with RISP.
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    Meanwhile, here's La Stella's slash lines for the last week, 2 weeks and 4 weeks: .476 .500 .619 1.119 .442 .478 .744 1.222 .373 .432 .612 1.044
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    DESCALSO IS SIGNED FOR TWO horsefeathering YEARS.
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