Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Cubs "threatening." -
Rumor has it the bullpen is now mostly trash.
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Cubs' gameplan today:
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2019 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
cubscott34, we need some damn magic for tomorrow's game. Andy, good run. -
Shocker that sloppy play and horsefeathers offense don't pan out when you play an actual baseball team instead of the Marlins (who you only manage to barely beat).
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Joe pointlessly shuffling the deckchairs in the bullpen. Just leave one sucker in there to finish this mess out, you drunk dope.
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OH NO; THEY SUCK AGAIN.
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Boy, thank god they had the Marlins in town to soften the blow.
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A fruit fly can out-manage this fraud clod.
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Oh, lord; this bench is so damn bad.
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Boooooooooooooo.
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Please fail, Russell.
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Heyward, please either dong here or hit into a triple play to minimize Russell's opportunity to do anything.
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Man, it feels like the lineup essentially flipped overnight to everyone being varying degrees of garbage outside of Bryant, Rizzo, Baez and Contreras.
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Brewers living all kinds of rent-free in the Cubs' heads.
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Wait, you're ALLOWED to score runners in scoring position with no outs? That's weird.
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Now something extra dumb will happen, like, a Moose dong or something. Nothing dumber than a huge Moose dong.
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If only they hated the Brewers like they hate leadoff doubles.
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Best hitter on the team doesn't even move him to 3B, check.
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OH, FARTS; A LEADOFF DOUBLE. Please don't be the usual Cubs Kryptonite.
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Man, I wish I had a sound clip of Almora's hilarious scream when he weakly popped out the other night. I'd be playing it nonstop.
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Happ time? It was already Happ time before they decided to bring Russell up instead.
