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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I still don't like him, but that's mostly based out of an inrrational response to his dumb-looking face. And he'll likely suck against lefities again soon.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Not really. So you had them with the best record in baseball on 4/20? Maybe if you were participating in 4/20, you would. It's a weird game; much, much stranger things have happened, plus it is, as you just pointed out yourself, only 4/20.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I hope one sticks between your eyes. Again. That's what happened, right?
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Not really.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, because your rambling posts about made up opinions are so much more valuable.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I didn't assume anything; he didn't really add anything new to make this depressing that they're not likely to extend him and it seems like they haven't had anything really great offered for him so far.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    The stupidity of the philosophy does not make the implementation of that philosophy the right move. Dammit, don't make it look like that that's my quote.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    yeah, if we're getting an A-ball guy i'd rather just hold onto him on the off-chance we accidentally re-sign him or someone offers something better down the line. doubly so if we're going to stupidly try to limit ourselves to the teams that happen to have catcher prospects. Yeah, though one of the most depressing parts seems to be that Samardzija simply wants out no matter what because he recognizes the Everlasting Turd surrounding him.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    This seems like a tremendously depressing storyline.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    OLT, YOU ANUS. RIZZO, YOU STALLION.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Si.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Barney just homered.
  13. Sammy Sofa
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  14. Sammy Sofa
    Uhhhhhhhh... Christ, I hate base-stealing.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Man, where is everyone? The Blackhawks are stupid and smell bad; come talk this game instead.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    There isn't, really...outside of Mojo pointing out that neely thinks everyone overrates him. Yeah, I think someone once said Rizzo could be a "generational" talent and it basically flipped a switch in his head and now Rizzo and what he perceives as his faults is his go-to to bring up whenever he thinks people are being too hard on another player. And I think there was a time where someone either compared Rizzo to Trumbo or Goldschmidt and neely just could not let it go.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    When I was in high school, of course I got picked on a ton. I didn't exactly deserve it, but I didn't make things easier on myself either. A common tactic was "toasting," which was knocking a kid's books all out of their hands in the hallways. I was hardly the only nerd in the class, so I figured maybe if I picked on a different loser I could up my status a little bit. One day after biology I snuck up behind this scrawny redheaded kid and went for it. I failed to actually knock any books out of his hand and almost fell down myself in the process. This is what you have been doing on NSBB lately. http://replygif.net/i/618.gif
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Seriously. Leave it to abuck, imb, and occasionally treymon. Those guys are funny. I can barely be bothered to brush you off the nuts you are trying to hang off of here. http://replygif.net/i/1445.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    In your case I wouldn't try wittier either. Go for a gimme putt like being taller. http://replygif.net/i/1169.gif
  20. Sammy Sofa
    And failing pretty badly. As usual, I'm winning. abuck's got the right idea in trying to be wittier without trying to be smarter. It's most of you's only hope. http://replygif.net/i/250.gif
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Don't mistake my disinterest in what you want for ignorance of it. http://replygif.net/i/762.gif
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Swing-and-miss percentage against righties: 2012 AA: 30.6% 2013 AAA: 37.5% 2014 MLB: 33.3% 2011-onward minor league OPS (because that's what minorleaguecentral covers): vs. L OPS: .960 vs. R OPS .790 And just visually, he's clearly got some holes in his swing vs. righties that MLB pitchers will exploit consistently. Right-handed breaking stuff completely befuddles him. I agree; Rizzo should be platooned.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    http://replygif.net/i/765.gif WHERE IS THIS FROM Craig Ferguson's show, apparently.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    If you stick to platooning him, you can squeeze some value out of him. If your roster is set up to platoon 3b, he's a good option for the short end of it. http://replygif.net/i/1448.gif
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