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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I hope you turn it on and every channel is hockey, jerk. http://replygif.net/i/1001.gif
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I hope I turn it on and Tom and Theo are symbolically being forced to eat a giant turd cake.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Or he just has eyes and ears and knows how bad the Cubs are.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Is there a cubs game on? Is something else on? Everything else.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Context; every team who wasn't the Astros and the Cubs looked like a winner before this season and the last.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    This is why we can't ever have nice things.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    They're both crap IMO The new one is great.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Sorry... somehow my laptop jumped around when clicking links. I was worried you had been jacked up mid-thread.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/p/sp/getty/54/fullj.2e9d3361d6ec2b01e7f7368f601d4d22/2e9d3361d6ec2b01e7f7368f601d4d22-getty-140084888.jpg God, look at how stupidly tiny his face is.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    What about me and Tree?!?
  11. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    Guys...
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Drop Trumbo Add Bautista And that's both of my transactions.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Drop Willingham Add Belt
  14. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right. It's extremely possible that this cake is a veiled threat. Whether its a threat against the rooftops or Cubs fans, in general, Ricketts appears to certainly be indicating, via cake dumpage, that someone can't have their cake and eat it too. Master psychology, overlord of mind games, is PTR. He even went so far to make sure all of the frosting people looked like they were bowing their heads in shame.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I want him to be best eating buddies with JaMarcus Russell.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Put him on a 5,000 calories a day-diet while he's taking some time off.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Caked-based misspending has skyrocketed since Hendry left.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    YES.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    To clarify, the Cubs did toss out the Santo junk. The cake was tossed at the Field Museum by the Field Museum.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Also: http://37.media.tumblr.com/ddec66b6bc99175d6e9017e64dde8303/tumblr_mr87mipLNy1qzpn6vo1_400.jpg
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I love how the Cubs even have no idea how to handle this: WHAT THE [expletive] WERE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT, YOU IDIOTS?!? This is basically just code for "[expletive], we're pissed that some guy at the Field Museum took pictures of what we knew was going to happen and everyone realize that it's hilarious because we're a joke of baseball organization." They're talking like the thing was supposed to be given a [expletive] viking funeral or folded up like the flag and buried or some [expletive].
  23. Sammy Sofa
    There are apparently few things that this organization is unable to completely [expletive] up in the most embarrassing ways.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus was a pretty forgiving guy.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    That's like the least crazy thing about him; he totally should have a statue outside of Wrigley.
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