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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Jared Leto was prettier than she was.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Mojo's not THAT much of a not racist I wasn't gonna mention him specifically, but yeah, that's who I meant by "someone here." Today lead to some investigating (ie-scanned Google image search results for "Salute Your Shorts girls") that seemingly indicates Telly grew up to be a very attractive woman, but unfortunately when she was on the show she was a tad...awkward.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I think I'm just the good kind of racist against white girls.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    She's got a vague "I went through a meth period"-vibe a la Stephanie Tanner. Heidi Lucas, man....no idea what she looks like now, but back in the day... http://soupg.tripod.com/heidi/heidilucas68.jpg
  5. Sammy Sofa
    salute your shorts > hey dude but i liked both Would you rather Zizi, Dina or Telly, assuming they had aged up appropriately for it to be morally and socially acceptable. Zizi The fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. You're insane. Heidi Lucas helped make me a man.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    yeah, paula abdul and janet jackson taught me a lot about life I was a big fan of the rhythm nation.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    You're a cold-hearted snake, N&G. C-c-c-cold-hearted. I dunno, she was supposed to be about my age on that show, but at that point I was already insanely lusting over older hot TV teens and ladies. It didn't have to be an either/or thing. I was 14 when The Wonder Years started. Plenty of lust to go around at that age. Sorry, Winnie just didn't measure up, especially dressed in that '60s stuff when you had chicks running around in what seemed like almost nothing at the time on MTV Spring Break shows. Damn right.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    You're a cold-hearted snake, N&G. C-c-c-cold-hearted. I dunno, she was supposed to be about my age on that show, but at that point I was already insanely lusting over older hot TV teens and ladies.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I was right in the Winnie Cooper wheelhouse age-wise and just did not get it at all. I think I was too busy trying to hump my TV when a Paula Abdul video came on or something.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Best logo ever.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I think the major league team would be better and they'd be much further along with the renovation stuff. Though who knows what Cubans' plans along those lines would have been; obviously anyone who bought the team was going to have to fix/rebuild Wrigley itself, but the rest is pretty subjective.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Urkel had a time machine, right?
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I guess so?
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Truth.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JXoJ_CV3m0s/TJwzNgnvQqI/AAAAAAAAASE/bjcdAYX_EGU/s1600/ssssssss.PNG
  16. Sammy Sofa
    But Lisa's "smart outfit" was the SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus [expletive] Christ, he looks like he's 45.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    They gave her that one black nerd who was more of a snob because he read lots of fancy books and whatnot and he thought she was dumb at first.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Oh my God, Tyra Banks in tomboy-mode was the hottest [expletive] thing ever. And then Will was engaged to Nia Long? That show almost killed me.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Alyssa definitely won over the long haul in this one. Tatyana Alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Would smash both Banks girls. oh lord yes Hell, the second Mrs. Banks, too.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Alyssa definitely won over the long haul in this one. Tatyana Alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    "Nightcrawlers."
  23. Sammy Sofa
    That was Jessie's scumbag stepbrother. Let's just say he's...Kenney.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I am legit annoyed that the final season has never been released on DVD.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/tumblr_lofz3u8NoB1qgbvzco1_500.gif
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