Soler hurt his hamstring during spring training and reaggravated it when he hit a double in his first plate appearance on opening day. He's close to returning to AA. Thanks.
http://wsinsanity.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/Dos-And-Don%E2%80%99ts-Of-A-One-Night-Stand-Dont-Exchange-phone-Numbers.gif I would have truly loved stupid Tinyface if he had come through there.
Last year I saw Pete Rose sitting at a desk at the Mirage in Vegas waiting for people to come to him for autographs. There was no line. Apparently this is all he does. This fills me with so much joy.