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  1. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON. i was so confused when those came on during syndication. im like is this little italian kid slater? Yeah. I'd be sitting down for the daily 3-5 block of SbtB and all of a sudden there's [expletive] Parent Trap and these weirdo Italian kids and not hotass Kelly Kapowski wearing mom jeans. Milo was cool though. Am I the only one who never found Jessie even a little attractive? Kelly and only Kelly. I was all about Lisa. It is terrifying the plastic surgery/insanity monster that she has become.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I could never relate to Screech, it felt so weird to have him in there. I was more like AC Slater. Dude, Belding went through the [expletive] you did. And he actually stayed at Zack's house when his wife kicked him out like that wasn't the weirdest [expletive] thing to do ever.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON. Why are Jessie and Kelly never there at the same time as Tori, even though it's all senior year? They had different class schedules, obviously. They were just lucky that the 6 of them ended up in exactly the same classes for the first 3 years.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Guys, remember when Zack and his mom straight up adopted that homeless guy and his daughter that Zack wanted to bone and they were going to live with the Morrises (because Zack's dad was always away selling computers) and then WE NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON. Why are Jessie and Kelly never there at the same time as Tori, even though it's all senior year? I try to forget the Tori episodes, because once I saw Screech wearing a t-shirt I owned and I wanted to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed. Zack was weirdly fat then. This seriously might be my favorite NSBB tangent ever.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON. i was so confused when those came on during syndication. im like is this little italian kid slater? Yeah. I'd be sitting down for the daily 3-5 block of SbtB and all of a sudden there's [expletive] Parent Trap and these weirdo Italian kids and not hotass Kelly Kapowski wearing mom jeans.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    TMI Don't act like you don't do it too I love how this board has YEARS' worth of people talking about their boners and THAT post was the one that creeped out Tim.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Who is Castro? The older college guy who dated Kelly for a while? http://www.thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bell/kevin_the_robot.jpg He and Rizzo have been through a lot: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sWPmeT-YF94/T83tjYp5PaI/AAAAAAAAFrM/3OMT0vr_u84/s1600/sambien-kevin-the-robot.png
  10. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo, Bryant, Baez: http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l99x0wSsqo1qa48wxo1_500.gif
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Switch those first two around and that's more like it NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Rizzo will totally be the Screech of the group when the waves show up. http://www.fullhousereviewed.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Screen-shot-2012-02-06-at-11.47.10-PM.png Lake and Olt. Seriously, why did the black nerd have that weird voice? And why did all the nerds have "Nerd"-based names?
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Someone's gotta pick up the slack for Olt's implosion. 3 guys who are gonna stick around kicking ass will make me feel a lot better.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Real truth time: I feel a little bad about seeing the Cubs beating up on Marshall.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Switch those first two around and that's more like it NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Rizzo will totally be the Screech of the group when the waves show up.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    In all fairness, he can't see them, so he really can't tell they are goats. http://replygif.net/i/1500.gif
  17. Sammy Sofa
    OMG, this headline: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20140430&content_id=73867344&notebook_id=73867912&vkey=notebook_chc&c_id=chc There's still hope for da Bum and Andy.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Castro is beast, Rizzo is OK, Olt blows goats.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    "Great job, Glendon...now breast cancer is on second base."
  20. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.titanicuniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/titanic-unsinkable1.jpg
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I don't care about Sosa. I care when someone makes an unfair comparison. Frohman gave his opinion on the subject, and it was against the grain of everyone else's opinion. I would say that's not being a dick compared to telling someone to go [expletive] themselves. Can you see how those two things are different? Frohman made an impassioned idiotic post and got called out on it. Then you pretended you were too cool for school while contributing to the length of a thread you were baffled could be this long, before exposing yourself as a liar. http://www.hobbeslives.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Lionel-Hutz-2.jpg
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Could not agree more with this.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Yup.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I'm taking credit; he secretly lurks here and his hatred for my tiny-face accusations are making him shove his splits in my big fat face.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Without Thibs this team is likely in a much, much worse place to build from.
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