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  1. Sammy Sofa
    MAKE IT SAVED BY THE BELL THEMED.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    A fantastic age group. (Though I must admit I didn't expect pages of Saved by the Bell discussion when Castro, Rizzo and the bullpen looked so good.) When the Cubs get stupid good we will have fun like this every day. EVERY DAMN DAY.
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    Did Screech ever get a Stefan Urquelle-moment? Or was Dustin Diamond just too hideous and reprehensible to ever pull that off?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I'd rather stare directly into the sun then spend a minute looking at Kentucky Good Lord, did Kentucky rear admiral your skinny ass or something.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    *slowly rolls away, Zack for some reason can't catch up to her. *Lesson learned, lovers forever* NEVER SEEN AGAIN (Probably replaced by the fat chick who taught him a lesson only to NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN Who wasn't fat at all. Or the one time he was really freaked out to be dating a slightly tall girl.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Remember when Tori Spelling was Screech's new nerd-approved girlfriend who we also never saw again? Plus: Stacey Carosi was allllllriiiiiight.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    holy [expletive] i had no idea[/img] ARGH. SPOILER THAT [expletive], SON.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I could never relate to Screech, it felt so weird to have him in there. I was more like AC Slater. Dude, Belding went through the [expletive] you did. And he actually stayed at Zack's house when his wife kicked him out like that wasn't the weirdest [expletive] thing to do ever. Zach delivered his baby. They were close. That was pre-baby. And I think the baby was actually Belding's sister's.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    They wanted a river view http://www.sports-venue.info/sitebuilder/images/Great_American_Ballpark_1-566x375.jpg Hahahahahahhaah! Oh, Derwood. why would you ever want to look at a river instead of a city skyline? Shut the [expletive] up you terribly timed dip [expletive].
  11. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON. i was so confused when those came on during syndication. im like is this little italian kid slater? Yeah. I'd be sitting down for the daily 3-5 block of SbtB and all of a sudden there's [expletive] Parent Trap and these weirdo Italian kids and not hotass Kelly Kapowski wearing mom jeans. Milo was cool though. Am I the only one who never found Jessie even a little attractive? Kelly and only Kelly. I was all about Lisa. It is terrifying the plastic surgery/insanity monster that she has become.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I could never relate to Screech, it felt so weird to have him in there. I was more like AC Slater. Dude, Belding went through the [expletive] you did. And he actually stayed at Zack's house when his wife kicked him out like that wasn't the weirdest [expletive] thing to do ever.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON. Why are Jessie and Kelly never there at the same time as Tori, even though it's all senior year? They had different class schedules, obviously. They were just lucky that the 6 of them ended up in exactly the same classes for the first 3 years.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Guys, remember when Zack and his mom straight up adopted that homeless guy and his daughter that Zack wanted to bone and they were going to live with the Morrises (because Zack's dad was always away selling computers) and then WE NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON. Why are Jessie and Kelly never there at the same time as Tori, even though it's all senior year? I try to forget the Tori episodes, because once I saw Screech wearing a t-shirt I owned and I wanted to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed. Zack was weirdly fat then. This seriously might be my favorite NSBB tangent ever.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON. i was so confused when those came on during syndication. im like is this little italian kid slater? Yeah. I'd be sitting down for the daily 3-5 block of SbtB and all of a sudden there's [expletive] Parent Trap and these weirdo Italian kids and not hotass Kelly Kapowski wearing mom jeans.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    TMI Don't act like you don't do it too I love how this board has YEARS' worth of people talking about their boners and THAT post was the one that creeped out Tim.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Who is Castro? The older college guy who dated Kelly for a while? http://www.thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bell/kevin_the_robot.jpg He and Rizzo have been through a lot: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sWPmeT-YF94/T83tjYp5PaI/AAAAAAAAFrM/3OMT0vr_u84/s1600/sambien-kevin-the-robot.png
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    NOBODY COUNTS THE MISS BLISS YEARS AS CANON.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo, Bryant, Baez: http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l99x0wSsqo1qa48wxo1_500.gif
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Switch those first two around and that's more like it NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Rizzo will totally be the Screech of the group when the waves show up. http://www.fullhousereviewed.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Screen-shot-2012-02-06-at-11.47.10-PM.png Lake and Olt. Seriously, why did the black nerd have that weird voice? And why did all the nerds have "Nerd"-based names?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Someone's gotta pick up the slack for Olt's implosion. 3 guys who are gonna stick around kicking ass will make me feel a lot better.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Real truth time: I feel a little bad about seeing the Cubs beating up on Marshall.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Switch those first two around and that's more like it NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Rizzo will totally be the Screech of the group when the waves show up.
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