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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Vogelbach is doing nothing. .421 OPS going into tonight, and he's hit a HR and walked a couple times. http://img.pandawhale.com/67660-wait-for-the-cream-gif-imgur-1Ic0.gif
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I submit that that's not actually interesting at all. If they actually end up with a good team I don't care who they have running it so long as it's not some kind of Bakerian monster. It will be interesting based on timing. If they are good next year, he will be there. If they suck next year, he will be gone. Pretty much; it's obvious the for the forseeable future the coaches and manager are going to be the only higher ups with any kind of accountability.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I submit that that's not actually interesting at all. If they actually end up with a good team I don't care who they have running it so long as it's not some kind of Bakerian monster.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    For the uninitiated: http://northsidebaseball.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=46817& Glorious.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    *SIGH*
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Bush league. I want a full robot toilet, complete with butt-dryer.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    This guy is amazing.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    i never really thought about it, but i read something somewhere the other day about japanese toilets. it made that point that if someone was about to cook me dinner and said "hey, let me clean up first" and then wiped a paper towel on his hands and dug in, i'd flip out. so why am i cool with doing the same thing with a place that ACTIVELY HAS POO? EXACTLY. We act like scraping away with fuckin' paper is the pinnacle of technology when it comes to the most disgusting part of the day. Toilet paper should be banned; all we need are robot toilets and the wet wipes. Or three sea shells.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Just yet another example of baseball's selective application of "cheating:" http://deadspin.com/michael-pineda-was-cheating-and-no-one-cares-1562155548/all
  10. Sammy Sofa
    He's [expletive] right. Our lack of ass-washing technology is right up there with out terrible schools and terrible internet in how much rest of the world shames us. I WISH TO BE SPRAYED CLEAN LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Were you made in a lab or something? You are positively delightful.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    What in God's name are you.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    TO HELL.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    You sonuvabitch; Olt has diamond eyes.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, that's totally what I meant. Good man. Gooooooooood man.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, you're saying "gets depressing" like it becomes depressing that they're so amazing and we're just awful lumps of mortal flesh, right? Because there is no other option.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    and the other side of the coin: http://m.mlb.com/video/v31947701/cinstl-hamilton-shows-off-his-speed-in-40-win/ Though it was pretty hilarious how surprised he sounded when Hamilton managed to get a second hit.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    ROCK.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I just like how annoyed he looks while he's waiting for his translator to do his thing.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I know it's only two starts, but Tanaka HURRRRRRRRRTS.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    So much [expletive] love. Never thought this year's team would be this fun.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I just saw that's how Hamilton injured his thumb; what a stupid, stupid way/reason to miss that much time.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus, [expletive], please be for real. Baez getting here in June could be truly gamechanging out of the gate.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    FTFY
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