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  1. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    He's still not hitting leadoff, so there goes that little morsel.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, it's crazy when you think about how many guys simply choose to not take a crapload of the bottle that magically makes you a good hitter.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I loathe you.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    The FO just might be broken when it comes to actually signing anyone of consequence. Pretty sure Soler is going end up abducted by aliens or something.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Glorious. Plus it looks like it was gonna be just fair, yes?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Every Cubs fan should have melted down over Tanaka.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I cannot stop watching this. It's perfect.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    He is the absolute best.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Even if/when the Cubs are good, I think most of their seasons will still likely be able to be summed up like this: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5yafr3OkK1r8yzazo4_r1_400.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    For whatever it's worth, the A's only once were more than 11 games under .500 in the 2007-2011 span, so unlike the current Cubs, they weren't embarrassing themselves in between playoff appearances or racking up awesome draft picks. The A's were also never in position where they had a previous general manager who didn't give a [expletive] about the minor league system and handed out horrible contracts like candy. The Cubs didn't have the bold either. Kyle is an anus, but there's no need to rewrite history.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Vogelbach is doing nothing. .421 OPS going into tonight, and he's hit a HR and walked a couple times. http://img.pandawhale.com/67660-wait-for-the-cream-gif-imgur-1Ic0.gif
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I submit that that's not actually interesting at all. If they actually end up with a good team I don't care who they have running it so long as it's not some kind of Bakerian monster. It will be interesting based on timing. If they are good next year, he will be there. If they suck next year, he will be gone. Pretty much; it's obvious the for the forseeable future the coaches and manager are going to be the only higher ups with any kind of accountability.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I submit that that's not actually interesting at all. If they actually end up with a good team I don't care who they have running it so long as it's not some kind of Bakerian monster.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    For the uninitiated: http://northsidebaseball.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=46817& Glorious.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    *SIGH*
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Bush league. I want a full robot toilet, complete with butt-dryer.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    This guy is amazing.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    i never really thought about it, but i read something somewhere the other day about japanese toilets. it made that point that if someone was about to cook me dinner and said "hey, let me clean up first" and then wiped a paper towel on his hands and dug in, i'd flip out. so why am i cool with doing the same thing with a place that ACTIVELY HAS POO? EXACTLY. We act like scraping away with fuckin' paper is the pinnacle of technology when it comes to the most disgusting part of the day. Toilet paper should be banned; all we need are robot toilets and the wet wipes. Or three sea shells.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Just yet another example of baseball's selective application of "cheating:" http://deadspin.com/michael-pineda-was-cheating-and-no-one-cares-1562155548/all
  20. Sammy Sofa
    He's [expletive] right. Our lack of ass-washing technology is right up there with out terrible schools and terrible internet in how much rest of the world shames us. I WISH TO BE SPRAYED CLEAN LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Were you made in a lab or something? You are positively delightful.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    What in God's name are you.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    TO HELL.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    You sonuvabitch; Olt has diamond eyes.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, that's totally what I meant. Good man. Gooooooooood man.
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