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  1. Sammy Sofa
    You should, because Theo sucks. OK. I'm back. Shame on you. Shame on him; I caught that 30 for 30 short this weekend about how ARod was almost traded to the Red Sox and the sight of Theo's face suddenly filled me with a roiling, seething rage. It actually kind of scared me a little bit, but then I embraced it and things felt great. The day I salute him for lucky bullpen pickups (when the bullpen as whole is a dog's ass for the third year) and guys they pick up off of the scrap heap praying they can spin them at the deadline is the day I submit to Xenu. Theo Epstein is a monster. I was cool with seeing Hoyer, though; that dude is dreamy.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe so but he is being disengenious because if the Cubs had been willing to pay him he would have stayed and be saying how he wants to be part of the excitement when things finally turn around. He is full of crap and just likes to hear himself talk. And it makes him feel better about himself to talk [expletive] about the Cubs and tell Shark to leave because he is jilted they wouldn't give him the money he wanted and valued prospects more than him. Or he has the clarity of realizing the bullet he dodged now that he's put some distance between himself and the wreckage.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    You should, because Theo sucks.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Rondon Fan, change your [expletive] name. There's plenty of other much more deserving candidates. See if you can help Olt.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    The point isn't that he was right to say that; it's that he now plays for a team that also has no chance of winning big. If he really was so gung ho about winning he would have taken less to go to a legit contender, or even stay with Texas. the team he's on now has the best record in baseball yeah. that's probably not gonna last. Yeah, if only he had just surrendered to cold logic and just accepted the necessity of being willfully terrible.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Sexy DP. Hammell looked genuinely terrified to be watching the bullpen go to work. Poor bastard.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    The point isn't that he was right to say that; it's that he now plays for a team that also has no chance of winning big. If he really was so gung ho about winning he would have taken less to go to a legit contender, or even stay with Texas. But he IS on a team that actually has a chance of having a winning season because, shockingly, that CAN happen when seasons aren't being punted.
  8. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    It's cool; I fixed him.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Eat [expletive].
  10. Sammy Sofa
    He's also a dumb ass. He's an idiot savant; sometimes he's right and he looks like a [expletive] genius. This is one of those times. I applaud him and his boisterous honesty and this thoughtfulness towards his fellow player.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I hope you turn it on and every channel is hockey, jerk. http://replygif.net/i/1001.gif
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I hope I turn it on and Tom and Theo are symbolically being forced to eat a giant turd cake.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Or he just has eyes and ears and knows how bad the Cubs are.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Is there a cubs game on? Is something else on? Everything else.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Context; every team who wasn't the Astros and the Cubs looked like a winner before this season and the last.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    This is why we can't ever have nice things.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    They're both crap IMO The new one is great.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Sorry... somehow my laptop jumped around when clicking links. I was worried you had been jacked up mid-thread.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/p/sp/getty/54/fullj.2e9d3361d6ec2b01e7f7368f601d4d22/2e9d3361d6ec2b01e7f7368f601d4d22-getty-140084888.jpg God, look at how stupidly tiny his face is.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    What about me and Tree?!?
  21. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    Guys...
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Drop Trumbo Add Bautista And that's both of my transactions.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Drop Willingham Add Belt
  24. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right. It's extremely possible that this cake is a veiled threat. Whether its a threat against the rooftops or Cubs fans, in general, Ricketts appears to certainly be indicating, via cake dumpage, that someone can't have their cake and eat it too. Master psychology, overlord of mind games, is PTR. He even went so far to make sure all of the frosting people looked like they were bowing their heads in shame.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I want him to be best eating buddies with JaMarcus Russell.
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