Sammy Sofa
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Sammy Sofa replied to davell's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
He might want to renew that patent again. -
If Sammy was allowed to run out of the dugout, grab a wild pitch, toss it up in the air and then crush it into the stands I feel like it would be similar.
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Neifi ran like a moron.
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I don't know why stupid Slate feels the need to explain this, but hey, clips! http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/06/02/simpsons_soccer_parody_the_episode_the_cartridge_family_is_history_s_best.html
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Fred started the last one, but he's only here like every two months. http://arikia.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/hackers-get-a-job.gif
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Are you sure? I don't remember you doing that at all. Can you link to some examples?
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Make it a penalty when those guys line up and cover their dicks, but then kick it at their dicks anyway.
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Sammy Sofa replied to davell's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Naaaaaaaah, they're still a bunch of humps held together by Krazy Glue. -
Only goals scored via backwards flipping scissor kicks count. Jumpkick fights.
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I've never seen you post that before.
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Michael Bradley. Based on the snap judgement from his Wikipedia picture he is the American POW returned by the Taliban.
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Sammy Sofa replied to davell's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Outside of Shark, the trade route is just going to be anticlimactic path of turds and sadness until they start moving some of the prospects. -
Maradona or Pele?
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What has he done that's as awesome as Sammy? And what's up with loaning players?
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Random Cubs Musings: Minor League Edition
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Cubs Minor League Talk
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Who is this Lando Donovan dude and why is his face so scrunchy?
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Yes, I know I'm going to be sad.
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If Soler isn't some kind of delicious Puig/Cespedes hyrbid times a billion I am going to be so sad.
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[expletive], I just realized that that was Cespedes. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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The immediate fury with which the Pirates fan hurled back Rizzo's HR cracked me up: http://m.cubs.mlb.com/chc/video/v33608083/chcpit-rizzo-drives-in-three-in-cubs-win/?partnerId=as_mlb_20140611_25746586
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You're being real stingy with this insider knowledge you apparently have.
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You can easily form several solid or better rotations out of that.
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OH MY GOD THEY'RE GORGEOUS.
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Every season is sacred.
