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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Oh [expletive], I didn't realize the game had started. Rizzo hit a 2-run HR? TOUCHE, MR. RIZZO. I concede.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    True, though his looks more like his head got smooshed like a steamroller ran over it.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    A super racist gong will be banged in Wrigley every time he hits one?
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Look, I can't keep hating this guy if Facebook is going to insist on showing him visiting sick kids. HE HAS TO DO THIS.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I want to like him. He won't let me down.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Please call them "dongs."
  7. Sammy Sofa
    you left out the funnest part: the paces for instance: his last 36 games, he has a 172 R, 46 2B, 77 HR, 190 RBI, 100 BB pace full season...147 R, 47 2B, 57 HR, 142 RBI, 101 BB pace
  8. Sammy Sofa
    freddy adu FUN GAME i am going to name all the american soccer players i can landon donovan clint dempsey tim howard freddy adu the end Okay maybe I don't belong in this thread. don't be intimidated by my breadth of knowledge, i will shepherd all of us to the quarterfinals or whatever is good if america gets to it It's regionals, right? Pretty sure Glee is about soccer.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    The Benny Hill Theme.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Walter-White-Oh-God-Drives-Car-Away-Breaking-Bad.gif
  11. Sammy Sofa
    If Rizzo doesn't suck today I will officially reverse my stance and never call him tinyface again.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    freddy adu FUN GAME i am going to name all the american soccer players i can landon donovan clint dempsey tim howard freddy adu the end THAT DUDE WITH THE HAIR.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    David Beckham is still the best player ever in the world, right?
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Short answer...you can't get behind the defense without the ball. http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/f/fb/Understand-Offside-in-Soccer-(Football)-Step-2Bullet2.jpg/670px-Understand-Offside-in-Soccer-(Football)-Step-2Bullet2.jpg The red guy on the right is offside if the ball is passed to him, because there's no blue defender between him and the goal. (Keeper doesn't count.) Actually the keeper does count because the rule is there have to be two players between the ball and the goal. It's just usually the goalie is in the goal so he almost always counts as one defender.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Meatball.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugzb2tSNW1r6145qo1_400.gif Excellent.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Fuckin' Olt. So far he's been worth even less than he was his disastrous rookie season.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugzb2tSNW1r6145qo1_400.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Josh Donaldson makes me hate the whole [expletive] world.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I remember that one guy who liked to yell "GOAL." I hope he's not dead.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e0/e0e3b383bd2e5f67c59eca59b69956fdc1e9181f6105b907b9a435fcdab72132.jpg
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I just don't get why it should matter that JD called him out on it; he isn't immune to being a meatball-y color man, just like Brenly.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah, forgot about "hustle." I'm gonna go hustle myself.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    When was "hardest" ever the "h-word?" When was there ever an "h-word?" Let's make up a better h-word. I say "hoochie mama."
  25. Sammy Sofa
    YES.
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