Sammy Sofa
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Just make up that you're as drunk as Joe when he had him lead off. -
Why do you think these things mean anything? Why do you think they don't? We would win a lot more of these close losses there if KB made less outs there. They'd win a lot more games, period, if he made less outs, period. YOU CRACKED THE CODE.
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Why do you think these things mean anything?
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I didn't expect us to go after him, but if they did I would have taken him for sure.
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http://i.imgur.com/LXOT5Lq.gif
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horsefeathers. Strike 2 should have been murdered.
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SHOCKER. Yeah I like talent and you like buddy ball He's an unlikable (like, there's zero chance anyone actually likes playing with him) weirdo who is giving up less groundballs, more dongs, and his FIP/xFIP numbers ain't too purty.
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Trevor Bauer Traded to Reds, Padres Involved
Sammy Sofa replied to Guancous's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
If anyone deserves the hell of cinnamon chili spaghetti, it's this clod. -
Let me guess: you wanted him to end up on the Cubs. I didn't think about it since we weren't in on him, but hell yes I would take him on the Cubs. SHOCKER.
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Let me guess: you wanted him to end up on the Cubs.
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WHO CARES. Every Cubs fan should since he's hurting the team and needs to go back to Iowa and learn to hit a breaking ball. Or Joe just stops being dumb and knocks off putting him at the top of lineup, and splits his time with Bote. Go jack off over Russell somewhere else.
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Actual footage of Robel's .850 OPS sending Addi down to AAA His OPS is falling harder than that WHO CARES.
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Who are you even talking to? Do you think there are scores of Garcia believers here or something?
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Baez's AB:
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I can squint and see a strategy of letting Happ readjust to major league pitching by using his one clear skill (patience, zone control) in a spot where he isn't going to get many strikes. But that's almost definitely a stretch. It's the smallest of complaints, but I'd love for someone to explain putting Vic, Schwarber, and Happ in that order. Joe unveiling the lineup:
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It's debatable which team is who in this gif:
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Finally, someone released footage of the Cubs' vaunted medical staff in action:
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please let one of these good things happen for us for once
