but you care about me right? you don't want me to have a heart attack and die, right? that might happen. it's possible. i'm afraid. i sure hope the hawks win the first round quickly. nashville is so boring and terrible. of course i want you to live a long and healthy life and continue being hilarious. but if we end up playing you i hope you have developed excellent coping skills by then. by my estimate, if we play you, it would be in the conference finals. if we get that far, we can lose every game 7-0 and i would by pretty happy. at that point i think i'd just be walking around in a happy fog, considering i expected this team to have to fight tooth and nail to get in rather than be in the playoff picture all season and never fall out of the top 8 and coast to 100 points and all that stuff. honestly, i'd rather the hawks win than any other team in the west.