That last spot in the lineup is pretty much a no win situation at this point. Almora? Cargo? Russell? Descalso? Just be happy there's only one of them and they are at the bottom of the lineup. Yep. Of those 4 I think CarGo is probably the least objectionable, or at least the one least likely to give me a visceral reaction to seeing him at the plate. So whatever.
I'm morbidly impressed that someone actually wasted that much time and apparently much needed mental energy crafting the "this first place team should have a fire sale" take.
O'Malley, Lee's injury, and Jacque Jones inexplicably launching a monster home run all the way over Tal's Hill in Houston are the only 3 things I remember from 06 and I'm not even totally sure the latter happened in 06.