[expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right. It's extremely possible that this cake is a veiled threat. Whether its a threat against the rooftops or Cubs fans, in general, Ricketts appears to certainly be indicating, via cake dumpage, that someone can't have their cake and eat it too. Master psychology, overlord of mind games, is PTR. If anybody was sending messages it was somebody at the Field Museum, and Ricketts was the target. Anybody notable alderman on the Field Museum board of directors? So, is this a business or baseball ops issue? Who is better equipped to interpret cake threats? I feel confident in how the Trib was ran in the past, they paid someone to do it. But was it a made up position, solely a money grab for a high ranking official? Theo, on the other hand is well versed in fried chicken, via Beckett, does that translate to cake as well? Or is meat just too far out of the cake milieu? Does being a chickentist give him the proper background here? I wonder if Sveum would help us, as the overseer of Garza's shaving cream pies? Does shaving cream play a part in all of this? Do we have anyone on the team that's an alcoholic and eats shaving cream from time to time? Would that help? All I want is for the best department available to be on it. Or maybe just put EVERYONE on it, come to a group decision, and attack from there.