you're obviously trying to be an obnoxious puke as per usual, but within your sarcasm is mostly an actual truism collectively, over the last 15 years*, the Cubs' best home-grown hitter has been Geo Soto, with a total 11.2 career WAR; for comparison's sake, Nyjer Morgan/Tony Graffanino/Frank Catalanatto have higher career WARs Ryan Theriot is 3rd(!) on that list, and Carlos Zambrano's hitting would place 5th; it's probably impossible to overstate how comprehensively inept our player development has been on the offensive side for the better part of this century, if you're making any type of honest attempt to be objective *picked at random- a nice, even round number