So we need to hire Jim Cornette as one of our coaches and he can teach our up and coming prospects how to unleash their natural charisma. Then we will be rolling in the cash with our likeable team, Cubs talk will dominate ESPN like Yankees, Lakers, and Tebow combined due to our charismatic personalities, Wrigley is full of people wanting to see baseball's version of the Beatles and Elvis combined, TV ratings spike, agents beat down TheoJed's door to get in on the endorsement deal gravy train and even Scott Boras is giving us discounts on players. I like that plan.