OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT Dear heavenly Kent, Thank you so much for being benevolent and allowing my favorite team to win the world series. Thank you because it was your lingering presence from the 1998 and 1999 seasons that possessed Jeff Suppan and Jeff Weaver and allowed them to outperform their career norms for the duration of the post season. Or as I should say, the Kent season. If you do indeed decide to allow my team's arch rival to sign you, I still praise your wisdom and power. I willfully and faithfully obey your wishes and if you see it in your benevolence to bless the Cubs by leading them to the ultimate prize in the kent season, then I will praise your greatness still. In your name, AMEN