Omar

horsefeathers.

alright Chapman, make it quick. I have a meeting at 3:30.

wow. what a bandwagon.

Remember when RP David Weathers started for the Marlins against the Cubs in 2004, and went 5 scoreless? The Brewers probably feel how the Cubs felt.

He's still not a better option than Lackey or Hammel against most teams other than the Colorado Springs Sky Sox. whats a Sky Sox?

meh. let Cahill go 6.

Cahill for 6th starter.

Split G GS PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS TB GDP HBP SH SF IBB ROE BAbip tOPS+ sOPS+ 123 12 13 11 19 1 0 0 1 7 0 0 1 3 .091 .154 .364 .517 4 1 0 0 1 0 0 .000 7 42 0 out 123 3 0 0 1 out 123 7 7 5 8 1 0 0 1 7 0 0 1 2 .200 .286 .800 1.086 4 1 0 0 1 0 0 .000 121 173 2 out 123 6 6 6 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 -100 -100

Thats true. Dan Plesac is still the worst color I've heard for the Cubs. Have you mentally blocked out the Joe Carter years? I wasn't a fan back then

I don't think Coomer is terrible when he's only doing color. He's not great but he gets the job done. When he switches to PBP is when I am seething with hatred. Thats true. Dan Plesac is still the worst color I've heard for the Cubs.

Never change, Garza

I would prefer Hughes and this guy be the broadcast team

CAUSE MADDEN THINKS THAT PLAYERS CAN JUST PLAY ANYWHERE. Maddon literally "Asks Madden" and goes with the first suggestion without looking at the play. Still ends up beating you by 3 touchdowns.

Trevor?

Tommy La Stella working his voodoo magic

Combined 0/9 against Cy Cahill

I was skeptical of Cahill starting, but then I saw this hot pile of garbage:

1. Sign Usain Bolt 2. Teach him how to bunt 3. ?????? 4. PROFIT!

Jim Edmonds or Neifi Perez Nobody ever got on their knees like Edmonds. He was greatest fielder.

Brewers v. Cahill Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Kirk Nieuwenhuis 7 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Braun 4 4 1 1 0 0 2 0 1 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Martin Maldonado 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .333 .500 .333 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Hernan Perez 4 4 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Carter 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Matt Garza 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jonathan Villar 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Chase Anderson 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ramon Flores 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 0 0 1 0 0 Scooter Gennett 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 28 26 4 1 0 0 3 2 6 .154 .214 .192 .407 0 0 1 0 1 Has not faced: Orlando Arcia, Keon Broxton, Jake Elmore, Manny Pina and Andy Wilkins & Has not faced pitchers: Michael Blazek, Blaine Boyer, Zach Davies, Corey Knebel, Jhan Marinez, Jimmy Nelson, Wily Peralta, Rob Scahill, Tyler Thornburg and Carlos Torres Cubs v. Garza Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Miguel Montero 24 21 8 1 0 1 3 3 3 .381 .458 .571 1.030 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 19 17 5 3 1 0 0 1 2 .294 .333 .588 .922 1 0 0 0 1 Jason Heyward 19 18 3 0 0 2 5 0 4 .167 .158 .500 .658 0 1 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 15 11 2 1 0 0 0 4 4 .182 .400 .273 .673 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 15 15 4 0 0 1 3 0 2 .267 .267 .467 .733 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 11 11 3 1 0 0 2 0 3 .273 .273 .364 .636 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 9 7 1 0 0 1 1 1 3 .143 .333 .571 .905 0 0 0 1 0 Kyle Hendricks 7 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 6 5 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 .200 .333 .200 .533 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 6 5 3 0 0 1 1 1 0 .600 .667 1.200 1.867 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 137 122 31 7 1 6 16 11 30 .254 .319 .475 .794 2 1 0 1 1 Has not faced: Willson Contreras, David Ross and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith and Travis Wood

Express uses heavy makeup to hide it.

Do they do flexing of games like the NFL towards the end of the year? Our last Sunday Night game against St. Louis has a TBD start time. damn

I actually enjoy their K-Zone and Jessica Mendoza is a nice refreshing touch to the sausage fest that is baseball.

Yes Theres the Rio we all know and love.