Omar

Like I get there's certain shampoo that will slow down balding and receding hairlines. And maybe special toothpaste meant for aging gums. But outside of that, the toilet paper, soap, body wash, mouthwash, lotion, face wash, shaving, and floss brands at wholesale clubs are completely competent.

How much of a selection do you need for toiletries?

I've always found CVS a bit pricey, even on their generic items. Costco/Sam's is the best place to buy toiletries. A gallon of toothpaste price per unit is ridiculously low.

its not something you understand its something you feel

Take out your dentures before sleeping.

of course, we need that to keep us awake past midnight.

i think i'm going to create a seperate NSBB for us up-and-coming young millennials with blackjack and hookers i'll call it "The Lounge"

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of socos, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more soco, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.

i was going to go through his post history and call him out for every time he posted past midnight eastern no but hes right the man is literally grandpa i gave up 5 pages in

hey at least im housebroken http://i.imgur.com/lUcfJ1F.gif if you have horsefeathers to do, a late start time is even better.

How about you guys just take a nap before west coast games

lets be honest. at this point, we should +11 to the magic number.

Because Montgomery's adjustment to team rating is -47.5 Not favored tomorrow too (49/51), and Sunday is 50/50. Of course for tomorrow's game they don't have a Dodgers starter listed,which somehow no starting pitcher is worth only -4, while Hammel is worth -21. Actually looking down the slate of games, I wonder why teams have different adjustments for no listed starter. Like for instance, the Cubs get -6 points when no starter is listed while someone like the Reds get +13 points. Mean of the starting pitcher adjustment to team ratings. The Cubs as a whole have a team rating is so high, the SP adjustment to team ratings is relatively low, and the mean is in the negatives. The Reds as a whole have a team rating so low, their SP adjustment to team ratings is relatively high, and the mean is in the positives. The most important thing to remember is the SP rating is relative to your gem (or pile of dog horsefeathers) of a team.

14 full games up now. None of this 1/2 game bull.

Blame the American 9-5 life that causes these late games. Thanks Obama.

Cubs v. Norris Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 23 19 3 0 0 1 2 3 5 .158 .261 .316 .577 0 1 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 16 9 5 2 0 0 3 6 1 .556 .733 .778 1.511 1 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 16 14 6 1 0 0 4 2 3 .429 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 12 10 3 1 0 1 4 1 3 .300 .333 .700 1.033 0 1 0 0 1 Anthony Rizzo 12 10 0 0 0 0 0 2 3 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 9 9 3 1 0 1 1 0 2 .333 .333 .778 1.111 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Travis Wood 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 107 90 20 5 0 3 14 14 25 .222 .321 .378 .699 1 2 0 0 2 Dodgers v. Montgomery Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Josh Reddick 2 2 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Total 2 2 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0

Yes. Yes it does. And they are extremely close.

WSI

JD Inning > Coomer Inning

*Is Kris Bryant going to win World Series MVP?

Maybe if Paul juiced like his father he wouldn't suck I know they're not related, thats the joke.

http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-pain/files/2011/07/dereklee.jpg Other 25s

neither was Nicki Minaj