Omar

The stage should be on the bleachers. The artists should be tripping over the rows of benches.

why are there people bunched up sitting in the right field bleachers?

The FiveThirtyEight projection dropped the Cubs from 103-59 to 102-60 Pathetic.

Jerome Walton too. We're basically cycling through all the players that should've been the players we have now.

more like whore sleeves

http://i.imgur.com/sdUzEQq.png

Pirates v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Andrew McCutchen 44 38 13 4 0 0 1 5 10 .342 .432 .447 .879 0 0 0 1 0 Gregory Polanco 32 31 4 0 0 0 1 1 11 .129 .156 .129 .285 0 0 0 0 0 Starling Marte 28 27 5 0 0 0 0 0 8 .185 .214 .185 .399 0 0 0 1 1 Francisco Cervelli 23 22 5 0 0 0 3 0 6 .227 .261 .227 .488 0 0 0 1 1 Matthew Joyce 23 20 7 2 0 1 4 2 3 .350 .391 .600 .991 0 1 0 0 0 Josh Harrison 22 21 1 1 0 0 0 0 7 .048 .091 .095 .186 0 0 0 1 1 John Jaso 21 18 2 0 0 0 1 3 5 .111 .238 .111 .349 0 0 0 0 0 Jordy Mercer 13 13 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 .077 .077 .077 .154 0 0 0 0 1 David Freese 9 9 2 0 0 1 1 0 3 .222 .222 .556 .778 0 0 0 0 0 Sean Rodriguez 6 6 2 0 0 1 2 0 2 .333 .333 .833 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Jeff Locke 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Bell 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Gerrit Cole 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 225 208 43 7 0 3 13 12 59 .207 .262 .284 .546 0 1 0 4 4 Has not faced: Eric Fryer & Has not faced pitchers: Antonio Bastardo, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Chad Kuhl, Juan Nicasio, Ivan Nova, Felipe Rivero, A.J. Schugel, Jameson Taillon, Ryan Vogelsong and Tony Watson

Dodgers v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Howie Kendrick 39 38 7 4 0 0 5 1 8 .184 .205 .289 .495 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Ruiz 16 14 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 .000 .125 .000 .125 0 0 0 1 1 Chase Utley 12 12 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Enrique Hernandez 10 10 3 0 1 1 3 0 3 .300 .300 .800 1.100 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Reddick 9 9 2 0 0 0 0 0 4 .222 .222 .222 .444 0 0 0 0 0 Justin Turner 9 8 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .111 .000 .111 0 0 0 0 0 Adrian Gonzalez 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Joe Blanton 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Corey Seager 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Yasmani Grandal 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Joc Pederson 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 115 111 16 5 1 1 8 3 31 .144 .174 .234 .408 0 0 0 1 1 Has not faced: Charlie Culberson, Rob Segedin and Andrew Toles & Has not faced pitchers: Pedro Baez, Jesse Chavez, Grant Dayton, Rich Hill, J.P. Howell, Kenley Jansen, Adam Liberatore, Bud Norris, Brock Stewart, Ross Stripling and Julio Urias

Hell no

The Bears game is painful to watch. I was hoping it'd fill the 12-3 void. 3:00 can't come fast enough.

Cubs v. Urias Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Kris Bryant 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 .333 .333 1.333 1.667 0 0 0 0 1 Dexter Fowler 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 3 2 0 0 1 1 0 0 .667 .667 1.667 2.333 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 2 2 2 0 0 1 3 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.500 3.500 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 23 22 8 0 0 3 6 1 4 .364 .391 .773 1.164 0 0 0 0 1 Has not faced: Willson Contreras, David Ross, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny Dodgers v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Adrian Gonzalez 43 38 7 2 0 1 4 5 7 .184 .279 .316 .595 0 0 0 0 0 Howie Kendrick 18 16 7 2 0 0 5 1 1 .438 .500 .563 1.063 0 0 0 1 2 Chase Utley 14 10 5 0 1 1 3 2 2 .500 .643 1.000 1.643 0 0 0 2 0 Carlos Ruiz 11 11 3 1 0 0 1 0 3 .273 .273 .364 .636 0 0 0 0 1 Yasmani Grandal 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Justin Turner 6 4 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Enrique Hernandez 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Joc Pederson 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Reddick 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .250 .000 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Bud Norris 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 2 0 0 0 0 Joe Blanton 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Corey Seager 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 117 101 26 5 1 2 13 11 22 .257 .348 .386 .734 2 0 0 3 3 Has not faced: Charlie Culberson, Rob Segedin and Andrew Toles & Has not faced pitchers: Pedro Baez, Jesse Chavez, Grant Dayton, Rich Hill, J.P. Howell, Kenley Jansen, Adam Liberatore, Brock Stewart, Ross Stripling and Julio Urias

Dodger stadium scarred me for life in my teen years Furcal running into Lee - 2005 Kerry Wood being replaced by Glendon Rusch due to injury - 2004 2008

Where the hell did that 2-0 pitch miss?

I was going to purchase Bears season tickets this season I think I'll hold off

Roast doesn't count. He doesn't post anymore. He'll magically turn up during the playoffs though.

This guy gets it All you are complaining about a late start but the night is just beginning for Slick Rick

Or maybe Montgomery could start and Lackey could finally finish his river dam

Good break on the curve. Just need to keep it low.

MLBTV is going for $9.99 today for the rest of the year. I have an extra MLB.TV login if you need one thanks T-Mobile

Love the random all caps bolded bullet in the description "THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC OR OTHER EVIDENCE THAT ANY CASKET WITH A SEALING DEVICE WILL PRESERVE HUMAN REMAINS"

Oh yeah, there's a game tonight.

In bulk.

I'm actually a Sam's Club member because it's right around the corner. But I prefer Costco. Better generics, nicer employees, and they actually treat their employees well with good pay and benefits. I just wish it wasn't a 20 minute drive.

Costco has ultra soft Charmin for all your defecation needs.