Omar

You're not helping yourself and your American Idol-watching reputation, Brandon. Haven't watched AI in many years, but fair. I figured my movie watching choices was more of a stigma, honestly. I only stopped watching AI because of Nicki Minaj

There's no reason we shouldn't sweep these fucks. Padres v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Derek Norris 7 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .286 .286 .286 .571 0 0 0 0 0 Wil Myers 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Alexei Ramirez 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Jankowski 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .333 .500 .333 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Alex Dickerson 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Rosales 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Yangervis Solarte 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Brett Wallace 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 1 0 Brad Hand 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Luis Sardinas 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 38 36 7 0 0 0 1 1 9 .194 .237 .194 .431 0 0 0 1 0 Has not faced: Christian Bethancourt, Patrick Kivlehan and Ryan Schimpf & Has not faced pitchers: Paul Clemens, Jarred Cosart, Jose Dominguez, Christian Friedrich, Keith Hessler, Edwin Jackson, Brandon Maurer, Brandon Morrow, Luis Perdomo, Kevin Quackenbush, Clayton Richard and Carlos Villanueva Cubs v. Clemens Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Javier Baez 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 1 0 Kris Bryant 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 3 2 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 .500 .667 2.000 2.667 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 3 3 1 0 0 1 3 0 1 .333 .333 1.333 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 25 20 5 2 0 2 4 4 5 .250 .400 .650 1.050 0 0 0 1 0 Has not faced: Dexter Fowler, Jorge Soler and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny

In Pole We Trust

Because Festivus is in December

The Pirates have allowed 550 runs and scored 550 runs.

oh god, please don't let that be the case.

Cubs will get 4 full days of rest between October 2 and October 7 Damn, I was going to go see Radiohead on October 7...

its not wrestling unless somebody is being beaten like a gubberment muuule

Dozed off in the bottom 8th I think. Woke up at 3:47 AM. Room light was on, TV was blaring an infomercial on CSN. I think I had a dream about driving my new Chevy to buy the new iPhone at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Thanks, late night West Coast games.

Padres v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Alexei Ramirez 16 16 6 1 0 0 2 0 2 .375 .375 .438 .813 0 0 0 0 0 Christian Bethancourt 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Edwin Jackson 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Luis Sardinas 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 22 22 6 1 0 0 2 0 6 .273 .273 .318 .591 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Alex Dickerson, Travis Jankowski, Patrick Kivlehan, Wil Myers, Derek Norris, Adam Rosales, Ryan Schimpf, Yangervis Solarte and Brett Wallace & Has not faced pitchers: Paul Clemens, Jarred Cosart, Jose Dominguez, Christian Friedrich, Brad Hand, Keith Hessler, Brandon Maurer, Brandon Morrow, Luis Perdomo, Kevin Quackenbush, Clayton Richard and Carlos Villanueva Cubs v. Friedrich Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 13 13 4 1 0 0 2 0 4 .308 .308 .385 .692 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Willson Contreras, David Ross and Addison Russell & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny

Never change, Edwin Jackson

That wasn't a bad pitch to swing at, captain hindsight

But then you'd miss the commercial for the new iPhone where they tell us that it has a camera! My hitting skills are more like Jason Heyward's than they are unlike

2016 Jason Heyward: because somebody needs to make the outs.

Heyward? Smoke break.

Zobrist: Christian God of walks

$180 mil well-spent.

I just went downstairs to let the dog out into the back yard, come back and the inning is already over.

Jankowski has a Khalil Greene thing going

Save the hot dogs for Wrigley Field. On Tuesdays at Petco Park in San Diego, its all about Tacos! Come enjoy baseball on Taco Tuesdays! What is Taco Tuesday? For centuries in San Diego, the combination of tacos with the 2nd day of the work week, Tuesday, seemed to be a predestined union. For starters, both the words start with the letter T. But also, throughout San Diego, many families are already eating tacos anyway, on any given day of the week in fact. So participation in Taco Tuesday events was a huge success with widespread adaption before it even began. At Petco Park, Taco Tuesday means something special. It means: Discounted tacos ($1 each) Discount tickets Baseball Sunshine

damn, tomorrow is Taco Tuesday at Petco

These chicks don't even know the name of my BANNED

Carlos Villanueva

EJaxx career to date: $76,847,500 -_- and here I am 4 years into my career slogging to earn 1/768 that.