Omar

The only thing good about this game is that it was the last game on ESPN for the Cubs this year.

hey maybe /r/chicubs is not completely useless after all

Captain hindsight galore

A moment of silence for that ESPN intern that had to make that MPH graphic for Chapman My 2015 Honda Civic can go 105 btw.

More like RonDONT m i rite

This season is OVAH

Cardinals v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jhonny Peralta 39 37 13 2 0 1 5 0 9 .351 .359 .486 .845 0 1 0 1 1 Matt Holliday 24 21 3 0 1 0 0 3 7 .143 .250 .238 .488 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Carpenter 18 15 3 1 0 0 0 3 6 .200 .333 .267 .600 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Moss 18 16 5 1 0 1 3 1 4 .313 .389 .563 .951 0 0 0 1 0 Yadier Molina 16 16 4 0 0 0 1 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Stephen Piscotty 9 7 1 0 0 0 0 1 3 .143 .333 .143 .476 0 0 0 1 0 Kolten Wong 9 8 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 .375 .444 .375 .819 0 0 0 1 0 Jedd Gyorko 6 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Jaime Garcia 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Randal Grichuk 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jeremy Hazelbaker 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Leake 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Total 152 137 34 4 1 2 10 8 38 .248 .307 .336 .642 2 1 0 4 1 Has not faced: Greg Garcia, Tommy Pham and Alberto Rosario & Has not faced pitchers: Matthew Bowman, Jonathan Broxton, Zach Duke, Seth Maness, Carlos Martinez, Seung-hwan Oh, Alexander Reyes, Kevin Siegrist and Jerome Williams Cubs v. Leake Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 36 32 10 2 0 2 5 3 5 .313 .389 .563 .951 0 0 0 1 2 Dexter Fowler 18 18 5 2 0 1 2 0 7 .278 .278 .556 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 18 18 1 1 0 0 1 0 4 .056 .056 .111 .167 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Coghlan 17 16 10 3 0 2 2 0 0 .625 .647 1.188 1.835 0 0 0 1 0 Miguel Montero 15 13 4 0 0 1 2 1 1 .308 .400 .538 .938 0 0 0 1 0 Jorge Soler 12 12 1 0 0 1 2 0 5 .083 .083 .333 .417 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 11 11 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 .364 .364 .455 .818 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 10 9 2 1 0 0 1 0 4 .222 .200 .333 .533 0 1 0 0 1 David Ross 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 1 0 0 Ben Zobrist 6 6 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 .000 .500 .000 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 167 154 40 12 0 7 16 7 33 .260 .303 .474 .777 2 1 1 3 4 Has not faced: Javier Baez and Willson Contreras & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Mike Montgomery, Hector Rondon and Joe Smith Player of the game? Chris Coghlan.

Lets win another 11 in a row.

we need a scapegoat

Andy Pratt?

Joseph Smith was put in a close game dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

this team horsefeathering blows

[expletive]

#TrustTheMaddonDice

This is not how I preferred the inning would go.

I love how he just took over JDs job for like 10 seconds

Eh. I wouldn't mind another walk-off win.

$180 mil well spent

There's always that one guy that wears a Hawks Jersey to a warm cubs game

the olympics don't seem to be as big of a disaster as we were hoping it would be.

This is why we purposely injured Matt Holliday. Cards v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Matt Carpenter 17 15 7 0 0 2 4 2 1 .467 .529 .867 1.396 0 0 0 0 1 Matt Holliday 17 17 7 0 0 3 6 0 1 .412 .412 .941 1.353 0 0 0 0 1 Kolten Wong 14 12 4 1 0 1 1 2 1 .333 .429 .667 1.095 0 0 0 0 2 Jhonny Peralta 13 13 4 1 0 0 1 0 3 .308 .308 .385 .692 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 12 10 2 1 0 0 1 1 2 .200 .333 .300 .633 0 0 1 1 1 Randal Grichuk 6 6 2 1 0 1 1 0 1 .333 .333 1.000 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Leake 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Stephen Piscotty 5 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 2 .400 .400 .600 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jedd Gyorko 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Martinez 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Moss 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 98 92 29 5 0 7 15 5 17 .315 .357 .598 .955 0 0 1 1 5 Has not faced: Greg Garcia, Jeremy Hazelbaker, Tommy Pham and Alberto Rosario & Has not faced pitchers: Matthew Bowman, Jonathan Broxton, Zach Duke, Jaime Garcia, Seth Maness, Seung-hwan Oh, Alexander Reyes, Kevin Siegrist and Jerome Williams

There's no reason we shouldn't sweep these fucks.

Too long. Rate of play, rate of play, rate of play. rate of play. Game end time and a "smoke machine" causing the smoke detector to go off? Coincidence? I think not.