Schwarber dong was as swaggy a dong as you're gonna see, fellas. If he'd dropped the bat cleanly, it would've jumped up and flipped itself. Soler ruining the soul of Wainwright is a close second. If he'd had the foresight to jog to the mound first and place his enormous gold chain on Wainwright's still steaming corpse, it might have gotten a leg up on Schwarbs'.