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Everything posted by snoodmonger
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what an embarrassing performance. Nobody can make a [expletive] play. -
he is worthless
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Montero K, coming up
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Anthony, it's not a competition with Montero to see who can be more terrible.
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Montero is bringing absolutely nothing to the table.
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Really? He's been slumping for much of the second half of the season Oh, you're right. He dropped to an .833 OPS post ASB. I guess we should have expected it to taper off to .500 or whatever it is now.
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rizzo is the last guy i expected to disappear in the postseason. So disappointing.
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Brace yourself for a Cespedes HR
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I thought he he looked like ass on the whole. No ability to command his secondary pitches. Have no idea why we're throwing anything middle in to Murphy, either.
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OMC, get you're thread starting fingers warmed up. You're gonna be doing a few of these babies in a row.
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I thought we played better than the result. Several hard hit balls didn't find a hole. Lester has to be a little more big-time moving forward. Jake wins tomorrow, and we've done what we needed to in NY.
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ugh
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"I came to see some dongs." "I love me some dongs."
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Guys JUST BEAT THE F'N Cardinals in the playoffs
snoodmonger replied to imb's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Cardinals straight to the World Series, and Adam Wainwright gets to take every AB for the American league team. Because the Cards DESERVED it. -
who do you want to see throwing out the first pitch?
snoodmonger replied to doublebubble's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Sammy should just stand at the top of the scoreboard with a bat. The next time Schwarber hits one there (like game 3 of the NLCS), Sammy should hit it right back. It'll be our version of the Miller Park slide, except it will feature a post-dong return-to-sender dong and therefore not suck. -
ahahahhahahaa
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Schwarber dong was as swaggy a dong as you're gonna see, fellas. If he'd dropped the bat cleanly, it would've jumped up and flipped itself. Soler ruining the soul of Wainwright is a close second. If he'd had the foresight to jog to the mound first and place his enormous gold chain on Wainwright's still steaming corpse, it might have gotten a leg up on Schwarbs'.
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Promise has been made. GIVE IT TO ME
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pretty much
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sac bunt?
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How many runs do we need to win this?
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The flames have been stoked. The dongforge is white hot. The dongsmiths have come to work!
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Time to light up Wacha. He better not have the three foot dish again.
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why?
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And Schwarber's bat spaketh. And it said, "DONG."
