Get a dog

[Wisecub]

I was told if you want a companion that wont let you down, get a dog. So we did. Cutest, sweetest, most lovable companion. There when I wake, all day. sleeps in bed with us. You cant help but fall in love. Take him out in the morning, does beautifully. Takes care of business after lunch runs out wees and woos beautifully. Best companion ever. Second half of the day, 2 o'clock, you cant get him to go down the stairs. Its like he forgot. Drag him out the door, nothing. He stares at me like what are we doing? Perfect companion cant pull the trigger, seems lost. Head back upstairs, craps the bed, wees the carpet. Same after dinner, Scratch my head. Same animal, same place second half of the day. Lost. But I love him. Everyone says so lovable,, but he cant get it done. I guess he's my lovable loser.

[CubinNY]

Who’s sock  puppet? 
 

A dog will never treat you as bad as the Cubs treat us. It’s battered wife syndrome what we have. Pure and simple. 

Edited August 17, 2025 by CubinNY

[javy knows my name]

You're both making equal amounts of sense

[PosterToBeNamedLater]

On 8/15/2025 at 4:42 PM, Wisecub said:

I was told if you want a companion that wont let you down, get a dog. So we did. Cutest, sweetest, most lovable companion. There when I wake, all day. sleeps in bed with us. You cant help but fall in love. Take him out in the morning, does beautifully. Takes care of business after lunch runs out wees and woos beautifully. Best companion ever. Second half of the day, 2 o'clock, you cant get him to go down the stairs. Its like he forgot. Drag him out the door, nothing. He stares at me like what are we doing? Perfect companion cant pull the trigger, seems lost. Head back upstairs, craps the bed, wees the carpet. Same after dinner, Scratch my head. Same animal, same place second half of the day. Lost. But I love him. Everyone says so lovable,, but he cant get it done. I guess he's my lovable loser.