5/29 Cubs (Kyle) @ Astros (Miley) NBCSCH/ESPN 7:10 Central

[Sammy Sofa]

- How did Derwood get "Stall Monitor" designation instead of Hall of Fame, 5-time All-Star, etc?

 

The mods used to be able to update those status things, but I believe the feature mysteriously broke long, long ago, so I am stuck forever licking butts.

[Schwarber Fan]

Cmon, willy. We NEED this insurance.

[Irrelevant Dude]

- How did Derwood get "Stall Monitor" designation instead of Hall of Fame, 5-time All-Star, etc?

 

The mods used to be able to update those status things, but I believe the feature mysteriously broke long, long ago, so I am stuck forever licking butts.

Or so they tell you.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

- How did Derwood get "Stall Monitor" designation instead of Hall of Fame, 5-time All-Star, etc?

 

The mods used to be able to update those status things, but I believe the feature mysteriously broke long, long ago, so I am stuck forever licking butts.

 

HAHAHAHAHA. I never realized yours until right now.

 

So they are the ones who named Kyle the "Hairyducked Idiot," I assume.

[Sammy Sofa]

- How did Derwood get "Stall Monitor" designation instead of Hall of Fame, 5-time All-Star, etc?

 

The mods used to be able to update those status things, but I believe the feature mysteriously broke long, long ago, so I am stuck forever licking butts.

Or so they tell you.

 

It's an impressive work if that's the case, since they haven't changed any of the other ones in years to fool me.

[Irrelevant Dude]

 

The mods used to be able to update those status things, but I believe the feature mysteriously broke long, long ago, so I am stuck forever licking butts.

Or so they tell you.

 

It's an impressive work if that's the case, since they haven't changed any of the other ones in years to fool me.

They are committed to the bit for sure.

[Derwood]

Oh, Contreras, why

[UMFan83]

Willy is slumping

[Sammy Sofa]

WHAT THE HOLY horsefeathers ARE YOU LOOKING FOR.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

We needed some more runs. I think we needed more runs.

[Gilby]

How do you not pull the trigger on a hanging change in that situation

[Irrelevant Dude]

0 for 6 with RISP, but Jesse Rogers says it's ok because they get a lot of guys on base.

[Sammy Sofa]

I literally held my breath watching that fat horsefeathering meatball sail so juicily and obviously into the middle of the zone. What the horsefeathers, Contreras.

[Derwood]

 

The mods used to be able to update those status things, but I believe the feature mysteriously broke long, long ago, so I am stuck forever licking butts.

Or so they tell you.

 

It's an impressive work if that's the case, since they haven't changed any of the other ones in years to fool me.

 

There are 30ish members with "custom" monikers, though half of them are along the lines of "my old username was XXX"

 

Apparently Roast's is "Maximo Ali"

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I love how JD said they needed a shutdown performance and Kyle delivered.....I mean, I'm hoping the game is fixed and he already knows that Kyle can't still horsefeathers this up.

[Sammy Sofa]

Or so they tell you.

 

It's an impressive work if that's the case, since they haven't changed any of the other ones in years to fool me.

 

There are 30ish members with "custom" monikers, though half of them are along the lines of "my old username was XXX"

 

Apparently Roast's is "Maximo Ali"

 

Another random bug: my sig only works in the sports forums. It doesn't show up in the social areas.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

 

It's an impressive work if that's the case, since they haven't changed any of the other ones in years to fool me.

 

There are 30ish members with "custom" monikers, though half of them are along the lines of "my old username was XXX"

 

Apparently Roast's is "Maximo Ali"

 

Another random bug: my sig only works in the sports forums. It doesn't show up in the social areas.

 

Another interesting thing. My log in doesn't work on my phone. So I had to make a new account just to be able to read game threads when I'm not on a laptop.

[Schwarber Fan]

RING HIM UP, YOU horsefeathers

[Derwood]

That pitch has been a strike all night

[Schwarber Fan]

You know this next guy will hit a bomb

[Sammy Sofa]

Bucknor, you raging anus.

[Sammy Sofa]

You know this next guy will hit a bomb

 

[Schwarber Fan]

Welp, it’s gonna be Cishek

[Sammy Sofa]

Awesome outing, Hendricks.

 

Please score, dork Corbs.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Too close for comfort and we still have the dreaded 9th.