4/1/18 CUBS (A Boy Named Q) @ marlins (A few consonants & a couple of vowels) 12:10 CST NBCChicago+

[Cubswin11]

The BABIP Gods can go horsefeathers their mothers

[Agony and Ivy]

The BABIP Gods can go horsefeathers their mothers

 

Only an 86% chance of being a hit for Schwarber so comparatively that luck wasn't even that bad.

[Agony and Ivy]

An under 25 pitch first inning would be horsefeathering swell

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[PackLandVA]

First two batters really making Q work.

[Agony and Ivy]

First two batters really making Q work.

 

We haven't missed enough bats at all this weekend.

[Agony and Ivy]

An under 25 pitch first inning would be horsefeathering swell.

 

24 is less than 25 I guess.

[PackLandVA]

First two batters really making Q work.

 

We haven't missed enough bats at all this weekend.

 

Unlike the Cubs hitters (and missers).

[PackLandVA]

Heyward has no chance today against this lefty.

[Derwood]

Were teams shifting for Heyward last year?

[Agony and Ivy]

First two batters really making Q work.

 

We haven't missed enough bats at all this weekend.

 

Unlike the Cubs hitters (and missers).

 

The Cubs K rate has been just fine.

[javy knows my name]

Watching Heyward 4-3 like

 

[Derwood]

Damn, nice catch

[Agony and Ivy]

I HATE THIS horsefeathering SPORT

[David]

this marlins playing out of their minds thing is getting really annoying even for a short series

[Derwood]

I guess when your outfield is the size of four football fields, you need to fill it with Brinsons and Maybins

[Agony and Ivy]

Ok we're even Maybin.

[Agony and Ivy]

Zero whiffs from Q. I cannot wait to get out of Miami.

[Derwood]

This team is so good at baserunning

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Nice base running, slowass.

[Derwood]

Most of this Marlins team looks extremely underfed. Either that, or they are all wearing uniforms that are 2 sizes too big

[javy knows my name]

FAAAAAAARTS

[Gilby]

Why

[Cubswin11]

That sucked

[Agony and Ivy]

Most of this Marlins team looks extremely underfed. Either that, or they are all wearing uniforms that are 2 sizes too big

 

Cost cutting is a bitch and everyone must make sacrifices.

[PackLandVA]

 

We haven't missed enough bats at all this weekend.

 

Unlike the Cubs hitters (and missers).

 

The Cubs K rate has been just fine.

 

You sure about that???

 

I’m counting 37 Ks in in 108 outs - 34%!