3/30/18 CUBS (Maddux Jr.) @ The Land of Bath Salts (Smith) 6:10 CST WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

Corbbs sure are big fans of striking out.

[Sammy Sofa]

GOD DAMN THAT GUY.

 

[Derwood]

STOP ROLLING OVER YOUR ANKLE JASON

[treebird]

i hate to think how many times theo has had a late night out with maddon that ends with “seriously though, closer pitches first in a tie game on the road or i set your stupid car on fire” only to find out the next day that maddon was too wine drunk the night before to remember.

[badger]

Is Derwood trying to out rondon fan, rondon fan?

 

Rondon fan is irrationally pessimistic, Derwood is your uncle who knows you like baseball and corners you at a cookout

 

This needs to be quoted just for how awesome of a post it was.

[Sammy Sofa]

i hate to think how many times theo has had a late night out with maddon that ends with “seriously though, closer pitches first in a tie game on the road or i set your stupid car on fire” only to find out the next day that maddon was too wine drunk the night before to remember.

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

STOP ROLLING OVER YOUR ANKLE JASON

I feel like you think this means something that it does not mean

[Transmogrified Tiger]

i hate to think how many times theo has had a late night out with maddon that ends with “seriously though, closer pitches first in a tie game on the road or i set your stupid car on fire” only to find out the next day that maddon was too wine drunk the night before to remember.

 

I'd say this is like 30% of the reason that Hyde is the bench coach, still no use

[Derwood]

STOP ROLLING OVER YOUR ANKLE JASON

I feel like you think this means something that it does not mean

 

I think you think I think this means something

[Ding Dong Johnson]

STOP ROLLING OVER YOUR ANKLE JASON

I feel like you think this means something that it does not mean

 

I think you think I think this means something

well now I don’t know what the hell any of us thinks. I think

[imb]

I swear Heyward is even further from the plate this year.

 

hmm yeah it does look different

 

[HawkeTrackler]

Despite that walk I actually liked what I saw from Wilson. Looks like he's got some confidence back at the very least.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

got dang it joe do we have to lock you in a bounce house when road games reach the 9th inning

[imb]

Joe has gone full, well, Joe

[treebird]

got dang it joe do we have to lock you in a bounce house when road games reach the 9th inning

 

i assume chatwood is up in the pen now

[Derwood]

Joe has gone full, well, Joe

 

Well, FULL Joe would have been pulling Hendricks after 47 pitches for no reason

[Agony and Ivy]

Eddie Butler is better than Carl now.

[NotSoSober]

That was encouraging

[Transmogrified Tiger]

so in one fell swoop we get Butler in the game, Happ out, and Caratini catching, that is an incredible cascade of downgrades

[17 Seconds]

i'm going to be honest, i had no idea eddie butler was still with the cubs

[imb]

got dang it joe do we have to lock you in a bounce house when road games reach the 9th inning

 

i assume chatwood is up in the pen now

 

Baez will pitch tonight in a tie game before morrow does

[Sammy Sofa]

That was some hot horsefeathers right there.

[javy knows my name]

LEN FOREVER

[treebird]

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE SEEN THE horsefeathering RALLY BIRD THHHHHOM BRENNAMAN CLIP THIS GAME

[17 Seconds]

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE SEEN THE horsefeathering RALLY BIRD THHHHHOM BRENNAMAN CLIP THIS GAME

 

get ready for 6 months of it