8/14 Reds(Woj) vs Cubs(Q) 7:05 on WGN

[David]

schwarber dong incoming

[Sammy Sofa]

GOOD SHOW, OLD BOYS.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

The Cubs statistically really suck at that this year. If they could just be slightly below average it would be huge.

[David]

The Cubs statistically really suck at that this year. If they could just be slightly below average it would be huge.

 

They are 13th in baseball in wRC+ and 10th in wOBA.

 

In the second half that becomes 4th in wRC+ and 5th in wOBA.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

How has he not struck out yet?

[David]

kyle is going to strike out and i'm gonna feel bad bc this has been such a good AB

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Good time for a grand dong, new fella. Edited August 15, 2017 by Duke Silver

[David]

ain't that some horsefeathers

[Sammy Sofa]

Dong this Asher Roth horsefeathers into oblivion and earn my horsefeathering love, you turds.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

The Cubs statistically really suck at that this year. If they could just be slightly below average it would be huge.

 

They are 13th in baseball in wRC+ and 10th in wOBA.

 

In the second half that becomes 4th in wRC+ and 5th in wOBA.

 

I saw a tweet yesterday that they are the worst team in baseball at scoring a run with a man on third and less than two outs. Which might not mean anything but still means they are the worst at that particular part of the game.

[David]

Dong this Asher Roth horsefeathers into oblivion and earn my horsefeathering love, you turds.

 

did you ever buy that willson contreras jersey?

 

your promises are hollow

[Sammy Sofa]

Dong this Asher Roth horsefeathers into oblivion and earn my horsefeathering love, you turds.

 

did you ever buy that willson contreras jersey?

 

your promises are hollow

 

Of course I didn't; he didn't hold up his end of the bargain.

[David]

<3 you willson

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Ban the shift!

[itisallpartoftheplan]

horsefeathering annoying ass inning.

[Sammy Sofa]

What a bunch of ninnies.

[UMFan83]

horsefeathers the shift. 1st and 3rd 0 outs with Bryant and Rizzo up and no runs. At least Kyle didn't K?

[javy knows my name]

Didn't know Avila justified such a severe shift

[UMFan83]

The shift sucks so hard. Ban it, it makes baseball less fun

[We Got The Whole 9]

Really disappointed in Bryzzo that inning

 

Avila worked a good AB

[Bryants Disco Ball]

horsefeathers the shift. 1st and 3rd 0 outs with Bryant and Rizzo up and no runs. At least Kyle didn't K?

 

In this scenario you just painted, Kyle not striking out just isn't productive enough.

[David]

Dong this Asher Roth horsefeathers into oblivion and earn my horsefeathering love, you turds.

 

did you ever buy that willson contreras jersey?

 

your promises are hollow

 

Of course I didn't; he didn't hold up his end of the bargain.

 

yes he did tho

[David]

the idea that rizzo has 2b eligibility in fantasy leagues bc of this alignment is horsefeathering hilarious

[UMFan83]

 

did you ever buy that willson contreras jersey?

 

your promises are hollow

 

Of course I didn't; he didn't hold up his end of the bargain.

 

yes he did tho

 

To be fair he publicly reneged on his promise when the Cubs didn't win the game. Still a reneg but he gets points for not hiding it

[Sammy Sofa]

 

Of course I didn't; he didn't hold up his end of the bargain.

 

yes he did tho

 

To be fair he publicly reneged on his promise when the Cubs didn't win the game. Still a reneg but he gets points for not hiding it

 

Yeah, the promise kept shifting from player to player, including coming back to Willson, if they had been able to pull off the victory, but they chose failure instead. SO I DAMNED HIM.