6/27 Cubs (Arrieta) @ WSH (Scherzer) 6:05 CT ABC7/MLBN

[David]

You are a trash person for judging me for wearing shorts, you trash bag

[OleMissCub]

Jake has been good you damn meatballs

 

He's a trash person AND a trash pitcher. I hope he steps on a rusty soda can.

I'm glad we're deeming people trash off of a tweet now

 

what tweet?

[SpongeWorthy]

Look at David not caring about baseball

[Sammy Sofa]

You are a trash person for judging me for wearing shorts, you trash bag

 

You slob-loving slob.

[Sammy Sofa]

 

He's a trash person AND a trash pitcher. I hope he steps on a rusty soda can.

I'm glad we're deeming people trash off of a tweet now

 

what tweet?

 

David's a weirdo and thinks I think Jake is a turd because of some rando tweet of him bragging about home runs. He's a turd because he always acts like a turd, and now pitches like one, too, no matter what Fangraphs says. BR 4 EVER.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Sammy Sofa

[UMFan83]

We're playing this team in the division series. Arrieta needs to learn to work with willson. Christ.

 

I would guess today was about having as many lefties against a pitcher who is having a historically great season against right handed batters

Am I crazy or doesn't Jake always throw to Montero pretty much

 

Gah maybe your right. I guess in my mind I was just thinking that Miggy would have started regardless of pitcher. Except maybe Lester

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I'm glad we're deeming people trash off of a tweet now

 

what tweet?

 

David's a weirdo and thinks I think Jake is a turd because of some rando tweet of him bragging about home runs. He's a turd because he always acts like a turd, and now pitches like one, too, no matter what Fangraphs says. BR 4 EVER.

they are both trash because he has 7 wins so that should be 7 war because the cubs don’t have any more pitchers and would probably have had to forfeit those games. something is amiss

[SpongeWorthy]

Not that it matters but Pena got hosed on the 2-1 pitch that was clearly a strike

[David]

I'm glad we're deeming people trash off of a tweet now

 

what tweet?

 

David's a weirdo and thinks I think Jake is a turd because of some rando tweet of him bragging about home runs. He's a turd because he always acts like a turd, and now pitches like one, too, no matter what Fangraphs says. BR 4 EVER.

That wasn't the tweet, weirdo

[Schwarber Fan]

Willson started that game against the Brewers where he threw like 30 wild pitches.

[SpongeWorthy]

Are you talking about the tweet that keth law blew completely out of proportion as anti semitic

[David]

Look at David not caring about baseball

Who said I don't

 

Are you confusing baseball with hockey or college sports or soccer

[Bryants Disco Ball]

This is random but with this game being sort of over, can people tell me why David is referred to as a robot?

 

There has to be a great backstory. If this is an insulting question, disregard. I just enjoy learning about the history of the board. I remember being in awe when I learned Sofa worked for either the CIA or FBI.

[Sammy Sofa]

Are you talking about the tweet that keth law blew completely out of proportion as anti semitic

 

Wait, what happened here?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Look at David not caring about baseball

Who said I don't

 

Are you confusing baseball with hockey or college sports or soccer

 

He might be talking about your quote about not caring until the playoffs this year. Maybe.

[SpongeWorthy]

Look at David not caring about baseball

Who said I don't

 

Are you confusing baseball with hockey or college sports or soccer

 

you literally said within the last couple days that you're not gonna get bent over games because you don't see how we won't win the division. i took some creative liberties from there. recalibrate your humor settings bro.

[SpongeWorthy]

Are you talking about the tweet that keth law blew completely out of proportion as anti semitic

 

Wait, what happened here?

 

https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/796376092042989570

[Cubswin11]

I kinda have a feeling we still win this game

[David]

This is random but with this game being sort of over, can people tell me why David is referred to as a robot?

 

There has to be a great backstory. If this is an insulting question, disregard. I just enjoy learning about the history of the board. I remember being in awe when I learned Sofa worked for either the CIA or FBI.

 

It started because I didn't understand why the Marlins brawler when Stanton got hit in the face instead of being sad or concerned for their teammate

 

Basically I said i didn't get wanting to fight rather than being shocked or sad and worried

Edited June 28, 2017 by David

[Aaron_Kennelly]

So I just made a twitter thread about some bad stuff. Arrieta's been losing velocity in-game more than any pitcher in MLB. And that's not good. And tonight it was really bad.

 

[tweet]

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[Bryants Disco Ball]

This is random but with this game being sort of over, can people tell me why David is referred to as a robot?

 

There has to be a great backstory. If this is an insulting question, disregard. I just enjoy learning about the history of the board. I remember being in awe when I learned Sofa worked for either the CIA or FBI.

 

It started because I didn't understand why the Marlins brawler when Stanton got hit in the face instead of being sad or concerned for their teammate

 

Wow. Would not have guessed that would have become a legendary board thing. Good stuff though. Thanks.

[Sammy Sofa]

Are you talking about the tweet that keth law blew completely out of proportion as anti semitic

 

Wait, what happened here?

 

https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/796376092042989570

 

Law, you clod.

[David]

Look at David not caring about baseball

Who said I don't

 

Are you confusing baseball with hockey or college sports or soccer

 

you literally said within the last couple days that you're not gonna get bent over games because you don't see how we won't win the division. i took some creative liberties from there. recalibrate your humor settings bro.

I mean, for one, I said it within the last few hours. And I to was making a joke because soccer, hockey, and college sports suck BALLLLLLLSSSSSS and I think less of anybody who likes them

[Sammy Sofa]

This is random but with this game being sort of over, can people tell me why David is referred to as a robot?

 

There has to be a great backstory. If this is an insulting question, disregard. I just enjoy learning about the history of the board. I remember being in awe when I learned Sofa worked for either the CIA or FBI.

 

It started because I didn't understand why the Marlins brawler when Stanton got hit in the face instead of being sad or concerned for their teammate

 

Wow. Would not have guessed that would have become a legendary board thing. Good stuff though. Thanks.

 

That was just the moment it clicked; it was building for a while.

[Sammy Sofa]

So I just made a twitter thread about some bad stuff. Arrieta's been losing velocity in-game more than any pitcher in MLB. And that's not good. And tonight it was really bad.

 

[tweet]

[/tweet]

 

My possibly serious meatball theory is that Jake could have a decent second career as a closer.