5/6 Yankees (Montgomery) @ World Champion Chicago Cubs (Anderson) 6:15 FOX

[David]

wowwww albert

 

Man, ever since you plugged Happ into your sig, Baez got hot and Happ got hurt.

 

really sneaky did

 

but i don't mind it (at least as long as happ doesn't start to suck when he's back)

[davell]

https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/861024810759057408

 

Can we break it?

[Sammy Sofa]

https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/861024810759057408

 

Can we break it?

 

The Yankees already did.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

No, Joe, I don't think Starlin Castro and Didi Gregorius, two 27-year-olds with a combined 20 career WAR in 1,600 games are going to be this generation's Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

this is gonna be the 2017 version of the matusz game

 

[Schwarber Fan]

I'd love to at least make them use Chapman again

[bcl412]

Dong please

[Schwarber Fan]

Damn, needed one more base hit. Good effort, boys.

[Schwarber Fan]

MIGGY ON THE MOUND!

[David]

these position player pitching games remind you how insanely talented MLBers are

 

like i'm fairly confident if i went out and pitched, MLB hitters would continue hitting infinitely

[davell]

Pena and Rob Z need some sort of horsefeathering bonus for tonight. Pena threw 56 pitches, 20 or so more than he had in any minor league game this year and Rob Z threw 88, 32 more than any appearance of his.

 

horsefeathers Anderson, for putting these kids in that position.

 

They reset the pen, at any rate. Good job fellas.

[imb]

effectively wild

[Schwarber Fan]

these position player pitching games remind you how insanely talented MLBers are

 

like i'm fairly confident if i went out and pitched, MLB hitters would continue hitting infinitely

 

Kevin Plawecki gave up 3 bombs against the Nats last week, but overall, yeah.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Let's get Miggy a W.

[David]

Pena and Rob Z need some sort of horsefeathering bonus for tonight. Pena threw 56 pitches, 20 or so more than he had in any minor league game this year and Rob Z threw 88, 32 more than any appearance of his.

 

horsefeathers Anderson, for putting these kids in that position.

 

They reset the pen, at any rate. Good job fellas.

 

i mean, i'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to do this

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Now score 6 so Miggy can get the W.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Pena and Rob Z need some sort of horsefeathering bonus for tonight. Pena threw 56 pitches, 20 or so more than he had in any minor league game this year and Rob Z threw 88, 32 more than any appearance of his.

 

horsefeathers Anderson, for putting these kids in that position.

 

They reset the pen, at any rate. Good job fellas.

 

i mean, i'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to do this

 

He just better not tweet out another excuse about the weather.

[Sammy Sofa]

Pena and Rob Z need some sort of horsefeathering bonus for tonight. Pena threw 56 pitches, 20 or so more than he had in any minor league game this year and Rob Z threw 88, 32 more than any appearance of his.

 

horsefeathers Anderson, for putting these kids in that position.

 

They reset the pen, at any rate. Good job fellas.

 

i mean, i'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to do this

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES. He's a dumb dildo.

[David]

Pena and Rob Z need some sort of horsefeathering bonus for tonight. Pena threw 56 pitches, 20 or so more than he had in any minor league game this year and Rob Z threw 88, 32 more than any appearance of his.

 

horsefeathers Anderson, for putting these kids in that position.

 

They reset the pen, at any rate. Good job fellas.

 

i mean, i'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to do this

 

He just better not tweet out another excuse about the weather.

 

i thought the tweet was funny idk

[davell]

[imb]

kind of hella annoying seeing warren bouncing around and smiling on the mound given all the dicks he sucked here last year

[David]

so weird not to call those strikes in a 5 run game with 2 out and 2 strikes

[Schwarber Fan]

Get em tomorrow.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Well, at least Miggy got his career ERA under 4 tonight. His periphs took a bit of a hit, though.

[davell]

kind of hella annoying seeing warren bouncing around and smiling on the mound given all the dicks he sucked here last year

 

I would have been really petty and not given him a ring. Peralta too. Probably some others as well. But, I'd have given Matusz one lol