5/6 Yankees (Montgomery) @ World Champion Chicago Cubs (Anderson) 6:15 FOX

[David]

let's score a couple first inning runs and make this a game

[Transmogrified Tiger]

this is about the time my bot would post Start Montgomery

 

although today it would probably cause some confusion

[Agony and Ivy]

Great, so now he goes on the DL and we have to keep him.

 

Would be shocked if it wasn't a fake injury.

 

Still, "fake DL stints" are pretty common too.

 

He'll either fake an injury or his family is going to be met with a series of very unfortunate events.

[Agony and Ivy]

Montgomery will shove tonight.

[David]

so zobrist fucked up or?

[Derwood]

I actually hope Anderson's grandma dies

[David]

feels really weird to hear buck again

[Transmogrified Tiger]

so zobrist horsefeathers up or?

 

The last double he probably should've been able to cut it off, which in hindsight would've prevented the 5th run. Other than that there weren't any issues that I saw.

[Sammy Sofa]

so zobrist horsefeathers up or?

 

He's older than dirt and his bones have turned to dust.

[Sammy Sofa]

so zobrist horsefeathers up or?

 

The last double he probably should've been able to cut it off, which in hindsight would've prevented the 5th run. Other than that there weren't any issues that I saw.

 

I think he's saying in general, not just, "did Zobrist horsefeathers up in RF in the first inning of this particular game."

[mikeyt34]

To add insult to injury I'm betting the Cardinals pick up Szczur.

[Schwarber Fan]

Another just egregious strike zone tonight. How long can MLB let this go on?

[Transmogrified Tiger]

To add insult to injury I'm betting the Cardinals pick up Szczur.

 

Szczur is like the 27th best player on the 40 man right now, losing him is not a big deal.

[David]

so zobrist horsefeathers up or?

 

The last double he probably should've been able to cut it off, which in hindsight would've prevented the 5th run. Other than that there weren't any issues that I saw.

 

I think he's saying in general, not just, "did Zobrist horsefeathers up in RF in the first inning of this particular game."

 

no i was asking the latter as i missed the first inning and saw your post about him

[Agony and Ivy]

so zobrist horsefeathers up or?

 

The last double he probably should've been able to cut it off, which in hindsight would've prevented the 5th run. Other than that there weren't any issues that I saw.

 

I think he's saying in general, not just, "did Zobrist horsefeathers up in RF in the first inning of this particular game."

 

Zobrist is too old to even have any relatives get whacked that aren't immediate family. Julianna better watch out.

[mikeyt34]

To add insult to injury I'm betting the Cardinals pick up Szczur.

 

Szczur is like the 27th best player on the 40 man right now, losing him is not a big deal.

 

He didn't have a spot, I get that, but it would be a kick in the horsefeathers if he goes to St. Louis. They have a need for another outfielder, I could see them pouncing on him if they get the chance. Regardless, I liked Matt and hope he goes somewhere where he can get more playing time.

[Sammy Sofa]

 

The last double he probably should've been able to cut it off, which in hindsight would've prevented the 5th run. Other than that there weren't any issues that I saw.

 

I think he's saying in general, not just, "did Zobrist horsefeathers up in RF in the first inning of this particular game."

 

no i was asking the latter as i missed the first inning and saw your post about him

 

Oh. Well, he sucks in general, too.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

To add insult to injury I'm betting the Cardinals pick up Szczur.

 

Szczur is like the 27th best player on the 40 man right now, losing him is not a big deal.

 

He didn't have a spot, I get that, but it would be a kick in the horsefeathers if he goes to St. Louis. They have a need for another outfielder, I could see them pouncing on him if they get the chance. Regardless, I liked Matt and hope he goes somewhere where he can get more playing time.

 

I mean, he's fine and all, but I certainly won't care if he ends up on a rival. Every organization has no shortage of players of his caliber, whether you call him Matt Szczur or Tommy Pham.

[David]

this is gonna be the 2017 version of the matusz game

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Somehow we managed to start someone worse than Brian Matusz, and for multiple games.

[Sammy Sofa]

HERE WE GO STARLIN, HERE WE GO.

[Schwarber Fan]

Back to back Matusz references ^^^ I never thought I'd hear his name again.

[Sammy Sofa]

He'll dong next time.

[David]

i think it's hilarious that matusz gets a ring and theo basically publicly was quoted as saying his ego got too much of him for just allowing matusz to start one game

[Aaron_Kennelly]

The only thing that could make this game worth watching is if we dong Adam Warren multiple times.