The Bryce is Right, Bitch

[Brian]

Bryce follows the Jay Cutler instagram account

[Sammy Sofa]

mojo, the shut-in who feels he should be in charge of the clothes and hairstyles of millionaires.

 

I'm the sexiest shut-in ever, and I am throwing all of the shade on people who dare to show themselves in public.

[Brian]

Before the buzz the barber place that sponsors him did this to his head, so he may have had to do it

[tweet]https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1063276082491793409[/tweet]

Edited December 3, 2018 by Brian

[Cubswin11]

I agree the top button thing is a dumb and stupid look be it seems to be a thing a lot of guys have been doing for a while now. I don’t like it but whatever

[Sammy Sofa]

mojo, the shut-in who feels he should be in charge of the clothes and hairstyles of millionaires.

 

I'm the sexiest shut-in ever, and I am throwing all of the shade on people who dare to show themselves in public.

 

And also on the people who think rich people know how to dress themselves. What's always out of fashion? Bootlicking.

[imb]

mojo, the shut-in who feels he should be in charge of the clothes and hairstyles of millionaires.

 

I'm the sexiest shut-in ever, and I am throwing all of the shade on people who dare to show themselves in public.

 

And also on the people who think rich people know how to dress themselves. What's always out of fashion? Bootlicking.

 

post a picture of what you're wearing right now

[Sammy Sofa]

[Ding Dong Johnson]

the crazy thing about hair is that it just grows right back

not for all of us

[chopsx9]

YOU'RE DOING THE LORDS WORK, KRIS.

 

 

Not only has Bryant borrowed his Grandma's love beads but he appears to have borrowed her left boob as well.

 

Nobody else thinks Bryant/Harper at a Nelly concert is odd - or is Nelly Mormon too?

[Clem Fandango]

A Nelly concert? Don't be silly. It was a Florida Georgia Line concert featuring Nelly.

[Brian]

A Nelly concert? Don't be silly. It was a Florida Georgia Line concert featuring Nelly.

 

With Mason Ramsey (Wal-Mart yodeling kid) opening.

[Cubswin11]

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I am surprised how many executives and agents I speak to feel Harper still ends up back here (and Machado in Philadelphia).

[Brian]

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[minnesotacubsfan]

the crazy thing about hair is that it just grows right back

 

 

Mine doesnt

 

:(

[Clem Fandango]

the crazy thing about hair is that it just grows right back

not for all of us

 

Mine doesnt

 

:(

 

[Brian]

This is an opinion article only, but its about why the Cubs could and should sign Harper so its nice to look at

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2018/12/03/bryce-harper-cubs-free-agency/2191750002/

[Cubswin11]

We are mentioned as a team that will “check in.”

 

[tweet]https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1069819898484920322[/tweet]

[UK]

We are mentioned as a team that will “check in.”

 

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1069819898484920322?s=21

 

Did the White Sox start off with "We're the other team from Chicago"?

[Rex Buckingham]

We are mentioned as a team that will “check in.”

 

 

KB: “Hey Bryce, just checking in. Are you ready to sign with us and not those other losers?”

 

Harper: “Yeah bro, let me just tell Reinsdorf I’m still considering the White Sox.”

[Banedon]

Harper: “Yeah bro, let me just tell Reinsdorf I’m still considering the White Sox.”

 

[Backtobanks]

We are mentioned as a team that will “check in.”

 

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1069819898484920322?s=21

 

Did the White Sox start off with "We're the other team from Chicago"?

 

 

Maybe the WS started off with "We're the Chicago team with money to spend." :lol:

[Cubswin11]

Must have found out we set up KB, his wife and Nelly/Florida Georgia Line last weekend and figured why bother competing with that sales pitch.

 

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[Cubswin11]

I wonder how they pitched waiting on Kopech’s arm to heal, Cease being a relief pitcher, hoping none of their other pitchers die, Eloy likely being a 2-3 win DH and Moncada being a 2-3 win 2B as being a great young core

 

[Backtobanks]

I wonder how they pitched waiting on Kopech’s arm to heal, Cease being a relief pitcher, hoping none of their other pitchers die, Eloy likely being a 2-3 win DH and Moncada being a 2-3 win 2B as being a great young core

 

 

Maybe they said we'l give you $40,000,000 per year while you wait for the young core to gel.

[Cubswin11]

I wonder how they pitched waiting on Kopech’s arm to heal, Cease being a relief pitcher, hoping none of their other pitchers die, Eloy likely being a 2-3 win DH and Moncada being a 2-3 win 2B as being a great young core

 

 

Maybe they said we'l give you $40,000,000 per year while you wait for the young core to gel.

Well yeah, that’s kinda my point. If they think the young core is a major selling point they aren’t getting him. They’re going to have to probably give him the most money (likely significantly more than anyone else).