World Series Swag Thread

[Old Style]

 

Did he recommend Binny's Beverage Depot for all of your beverage needs?

There are SO many ad reads during games now. It's hard to believe Pat can broadcast the game sometimes between shilling Binny's, Benjamin Moore, Office Revolution, etc.

 

I wanted to make a joke about how Pat should move his scorecard business out to the office park in the suburbs, but I couldn't remember which suburb it is (Bethel Park? Melrose Park?)

Is Pat Italian? If not, it couldn't be Melrose Park.

[David]

i love that even pat's oddly/overly descriptive uniform descriptions are even sponsored

[Brian707]

 

watched this one last night. jumped into my top 5 seinfeld episodes.

 

 

Same here, besides the big ball of oil here are some other innovations from Kramerica Industries throughout the show's history:

 

Ketchup & Mustard in the same bottle.

A restaurant that only serves peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

Calvin Klein cologne: The Beach

Coffee table book about coffee tables

[gobigred]

anyone order a framed scorecard and actually receive it? I ordered mine in late April and still nothing

[Sammy Sofa]

Not yet. When I got the message about it shipping, that was the Sunday before last, and Pat said a lot of them were taking a good 10-12 business days to show up.

[Brian707]

Is Pat using the pony express for shipping?

[d_money]

anyone order a framed scorecard and actually receive it? I ordered mine in late April and still nothing

I did a while ago via eBay and received confirmation it was shipped and never got it. Notified the shipper and he said I’d have it within a couple of days. Never got it. I then reported the guy.

 

Would love to have one, just never found a reputable seller.

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], when is this ever going to show up. I'm looking like a bum not having gotten my dad a birthday/retirement gift.

[gobigred]

anyone get their framed card yet? I have not although I was assured by Pat via email I was at the top of the list

[Sammy Sofa]

NOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

 

I called my close, personal friend Pat Hughes on Sunday night and left a message asking what's up. This is ridiculous.

[Brian707]

I went the cheap route and just ordered the scorecard only and bought the frames myself. All ready to go for Sunday

[mul21]

NOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

 

I called my close, personal friend Pat Hughes on Sunday night and left a message asking what's up. This is ridiculous.

 

You should ask him how long it will take to get the Capitals puck set he's advertising now when you get in touch with him.

[Sammy Sofa]

NOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

 

I called my close, personal friend Pat Hughes on Sunday night and left a message asking what's up. This is ridiculous.

 

You should ask him how long it will take to get the Capitals puck set he's advertising now when you get in touch with him.

 

Pat's move when this whole house of cards comes crashing down:

 

[Transmogrified Tiger]

In this upside-down world you start to think that nothing can surprise you, and then you see indicators that Pat Hughes is running a scam from a geocities website.

[Sammy Sofa]

It really is a Jukt Micronics nightmare he's got going there.

[Derwood]

It really is a Jukt Micronics nightmare he's got going there.

 

I can't for the life of me figure out why he hasn't hired a few part-timers to help with this endeavor

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Sammy Sofa]

It really is a Jukt Micronics nightmare he's got going there.

 

I can't for the life of me figure out why he hasn't hired a few part-timers to help with this endeavor

 

Pat Hughes is all about MAXIMIZING PROFIT, BABY.

[Brian707]

[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

No word from Pat while the Cubs were back in Chicago, and still no sign of the damn scorecard. I think Pat's gone from Kramer to Bob Sacamano.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

[Brian707]

No word from Pat while the Cubs were back in Chicago, and still no sign of the damn scorecard. I think Pat's gone from Kramer to Bob Sacamano.

 

 

He might have gone into the movie bootlegging business with Brody

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

Oh, horsefeathers; maybe he's trying to sell these things out of his garage and he could go all Lloyd Braun on us at any second.

[Ding Dong Johnson]