8/26 Cubs (Montgomery) v. Dodgers (Norris), 9:10, ABC7

[Derwood]

i'm feeling super old right now physically but that's mainly because, for some reason, i decided it was a good idea to start going to the gym again this week and now i'm sore as [expletive].

you gotta ease back into that my brother.

 

I always [expletive] overdo it. Never learn.

 

I keep telling myself I want to start another round of P90X but those first few weeks will be awful so I don't

[Banedon]

I miss not feeling like I was dying, but, on the other hand, I love crankily judging things.

 

I'd like to wake up in the morning sometime and not feel stiff/sore.

[Sammy Sofa]

i'm feeling super old right now physically but that's mainly because, for some reason, i decided it was a good idea to start going to the gym again this week and now i'm sore as [expletive].

you gotta ease back into that my brother.

 

I always [expletive] overdo it. Never learn.

 

That's been a big part of me getting back into shape; I find myself trying to run or ride a bike or pretty much anything like I could 5-10 years ago and basically every time it's a big, "whoa, OK, can't do THAT like I used to."

[Sammy Sofa]

I miss not feeling like I was dying, but, on the other hand, I love crankily judging things.

 

I'd like to wake up in the morning sometime and not feel stiff/sore.

 

I just went to CVS and spent at least 5 minutes comparing sale prices on toothpaste. I was THIS close to saying "hey, that's a good deal!" out loud when I finally settled on one. The old lady an aisle over muttering to herself didn't seem quite as crazy as she did before.

 

http://i.giphy.com/LGuu9NopqzwHK.gif

[Omar]

I've always found CVS a bit pricey, even on their generic items.

 

Costco/Sam's is the best place to buy toiletries. A gallon of toothpaste price per unit is ridiculously low.

[badger]

Jesus Christ is it game time? I'm tired of the mundane details of y'alls daily (geriatric) struggles

[Sammy Sofa]

I've always found CVS a bit pricey, even on their generic items.

 

Costco/Sam's is the best place to buy toiletries. A gallon of toothpaste price per unit is ridiculously low.

 

Yeah, but barely any selection. I shop at Costco plenty, but usually go elsewhere for toiletries.

[Omar]

How much of a selection do you need for toiletries?

[Sammy Sofa]

How much of a selection do you need for toiletries?

 

This is an odd question.

[Omar]

Like I get there's certain shampoo that will slow down balding and receding hairlines. And maybe special toothpaste meant for aging gums.

 

But outside of that, the toilet paper, soap, body wash, mouthwash, lotion, face wash, shaving, and floss brands at wholesale clubs are completely competent.

[Sammy Sofa]

Who are you, Joe Costco Junior or something? What a weird tangent.

[Cubswin11]

A man who skimps on toilet paper is a man I cannot trust

[Omar]

Costco has ultra soft Charmin for all your defecation needs.

[Sammy Sofa]

I kinda think you yell at anyone who doesn't buy anything at Costco.

 

Blink twice if Costco has your family.

[Omar]

I'm actually a Sam's Club member because it's right around the corner.

 

But I prefer Costco. Better generics, nicer employees, and they actually treat their employees well with good pay and benefits. I just wish it wasn't a 20 minute drive.

[Sammy Sofa]

You can buy coffins there, too.

[David]

sams doesn't have my shave gel, deodorant (actually, i'm pretty sure they only have anti perspirant, which i hate) or mouthwash, but i get toothpaste and shower stuff there Edited August 27, 2016 by David

[Omar]

You can buy coffins there, too.

In bulk.

[philosophizer75]

My dad is the kinda guy who will comfortably custom order a BMW from germany because they don't make manual transmission 3 series in the states anymore but then he only buys the prison grade 1/2 ply toilet paper. It blows my mind how arbitrary his parsimonious ways are.

 

I trust him still, but he skimps hard on toilet paper.

Edited August 27, 2016 by philosophizer75

[Omar]

Oh yeah, there's a game tonight.

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Hey, that's a good price for a casket!

 

http://www.costco.com/The-Mother-Casket-by-Universal---Standard-Shipping.product.11008302.html

[Omar]

Love the random all caps bolded bullet in the description

 

"THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC OR OTHER EVIDENCE THAT ANY CASKET WITH A SEALING DEVICE WILL PRESERVE HUMAN REMAINS"

[Cubs Fan Dan]

This game isn't on directv in Indianapolis.....

 

Guess I'll be getting some sleep tonight

[Cubswin11]

This game isn't on directv in Indianapolis.....

 

Guess I'll be getting some sleep tonight

It's on MLB Network if you get it

[raw]

This game isn't on directv in Indianapolis.....

 

Guess I'll be getting some sleep tonight

 

MLBTV is going for $9.99 today for the rest of the year.