Wiping: Standing or Sitting?

[David]

if i didn't have a semi "private" toilet at work, i'd never horsefeathers at work

[Derwood]

if i didn't have a semi "private" toilet at work, i'd never [expletive] at work

 

I usually work 7a-3p. After a few cups of coffee, there's no waiting to get home

[Sammy Sofa]

People who have to [expletive] regularly in public toilets are usually animals to begin with; you'd think they wouldn't be so fussy about the surroundings given the absolute mess of guts their bodies apparently are.

 

Some of us work in places that only have public toilets

 

I've got my system on a schedule where it unloads everything in the morning; if I have to horsefeathers at work something is wrong.

[Derwood]

People who have to [expletive] regularly in public toilets are usually animals to begin with; you'd think they wouldn't be so fussy about the surroundings given the absolute mess of guts their bodies apparently are.

 

Some of us work in places that only have public toilets

 

I've got my system on a schedule where it unloads everything in the morning; if I have to [expletive] at work something is wrong.

 

I'm up at 6 (5 on Sunday's). I usually don't need to poop until 9 or 10

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, it doesn't matter when I get up; I alternate between 5 AM or 8 AM depending on the week, but once I am up for the morning, it's all systems go.

[Derwood]

People who have to [expletive] regularly in public toilets are usually animals to begin with; you'd think they wouldn't be so fussy about the surroundings given the absolute mess of guts their bodies apparently are.

 

Some of us work in places that only have public toilets

 

I've got my system on a schedule where it unloads everything in the morning; if I have to [expletive] at work something is wrong.

Good. I don't want my tax dollars paying for you to poop in your $10,000 government toilets all day

[Sammy Sofa]

We have nothing but nightmarish cattle-call depositories. The piss-trenches in Ancient Rome had more dignity.

[Derwood]

We have nothing but nightmarish cattle-call depositories. The piss-trenches in Ancient Rome had more dignity.

 

$10,000 piss trenches

[Sammy Sofa]

OK? The bathrooms still suck.

[Derwood]

I recently entered a public restroom at the same time as another guy (he was several paces ahead of me). I had to drop a deuce, and the bathroom was small, with just one urinal and one stall. They guy enters the stall ahead of me, doesn't close the door, and unzips and pees. Now I'm not going to poop in a public bathroom if it's not an emergency, so this particular course of events was beyond the pale.

[Sammy Sofa]

He was courteously letting you know he wouldn't be long and he's not touching the disgusting door. Win-win.

[Derwood]

He was courteously letting you know he wouldn't be long and he's not touching the disgusting door. Win-win.

 

Or he could go in the open urinal that he passed to get to the stall and not make me wait another minute to evacuate my bowels

[Ding Dong Johnson]

He was courteously letting you know he wouldn't be long and he's not touching the disgusting door. Win-win.

 

Or he could go in the open urinal that he passed to get to the stall and not make me wait another minute to evacuate my bowels

you are legally within your rights to horsefeathers all over the floor and/or walls

[Sammy Sofa]

He was courteously letting you know he wouldn't be long and he's not touching the disgusting door. Win-win.

 

Or he could go in the open urinal that he passed to get to the stall and not make me wait another minute to evacuate my bowels

 

Probably wanted to avoid splashback. First in, either option is fair game.

[Derwood]

He was courteously letting you know he wouldn't be long and he's not touching the disgusting door. Win-win.

 

Or he could go in the open urinal that he passed to get to the stall and not make me wait another minute to evacuate my bowels

 

Probably wanted to avoid splashback. First in, either option is fair game.

 

He was a monster who probably stands up to wipe

[Sammy Sofa]

Did you glare at him as he was washing his hands?

[Derwood]

Did you glare at him as he was washing his hands?

 

I was already on the pot by the time he got to the sink

[Sammy Sofa]

Gotta make that statement.

[jersey cubs fan]

He was courteously letting you know he wouldn't be long and he's not touching the disgusting door. Win-win.

 

Or he could go in the open urinal that he passed to get to the stall and not make me wait another minute to evacuate my bowels

you are legally within your rights to [expletive] all over the floor and/or walls

very true

 

 

Non urinal pissers are more monsters

[Clem Fandango]

Maybe I'm an anomaly among standing wipers, but my set up and motion is like I'm snapping a football.

 

I understand, now, how weird that sounds, but again that was how I first did it as a small child and my parents never corrected me.

[Proven Veteran]

Maybe I'm an anomaly among standing wipers, but my set up and motion is like I'm snapping a football.

 

I understand, now, how weird that sounds, but again that was how I first did it as a small child and my parents never corrected me.

 

That can't be a complete wipe.

[Clem Fandango]

Maybe I'm an anomaly among standing wipers, but my set up and motion is like I'm snapping a football.

 

I understand, now, how weird that sounds, but again that was how I first did it as a small child and my parents never corrected me.

 

That can't be a complete wipe.

 

Well when you've had 30+ years to perfect it...

[JonJayCutler]

Pretty sure that tops my Capt Morgan wipe...

[Sammy Sofa]

Pretty sure that tops my Capt Morgan wipe...

 

I was just going to say, somehow the guy with one leg up on the toilet just got beat.

[Clem Fandango]