9/19 Cardinals (Wacha) @ Cubs (Wood) 12:05 CDT, FOX

[ctcf]

Happy Bullpen Day Everyone! Who knows what wonders are in store for us all today.

 

Tune in to see all your favorites! Wood! Cahill! Pedro Strop's Hat! JASON MOTTE! BRIAN SCHLITTER!!!! Wait, maybe scratch those last few...

 

Let's win this one anyway and keep the pressure on the Pirates.

 

GO CUBS!!!

 

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[ctcf]

Simultaneously awesome and depressing:

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

Happy Bullpen Day Everyone! Who knows what wonders are in store for us all today.

 

Tune in to see all your favorites! Wood! Cahill! Pedro Strop's Hat! JASON MOTTE! BRIAN SCHLITTER!!!! Wait, maybe scratch those last few...

 

Let's win this one anyway and keep the pressure on the Pirates.

 

GO CUBS!!!

 

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[Guest]

Lol if we win wacha vs cahill

[Sammy Sofa]

LOL @ "if."

 

[Guest]

I honestly think we're better than this trash ass red neck team.

[Guest]

Just wait til David price is our number two starter next year

[Sammy Sofa]

I honestly think we're better than this trash ass red neck team.

 

Every Cardinals fan right now:

 

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

I honestly think we're better than this trash ass red neck team.

 

There's no question about it in my mind.

[CubInOK]

Lol if we win wacha vs cahill

Remember that time we donged Wacha to death?

[Guest]

Oh btw when we [expletive] on Lynn last time, cards fans (and lynn) blamed his extra rest. How about now?

[bukie]

Oh btw when we [expletive] on Lynn last time, cards fans (and lynn) blamed his extra rest. How about now?

Blaming the ump.

[Ski]

If we get add even a solid number three starter next year, and either keep Fowler or sign another awesome outfielder, and the bullpen stays solid, does this team have any glaring weaknesses besides outfield defense?

 

[expletive] it, let's go all out with spending this offseason and make this team flawless. Another starter, another outfielder, and a shutdown reliever.

[Sammy Sofa]

If we get add even a solid number three starter next year, and either keep Fowler or sign another awesome outfielder, and the bullpen stays solid, does this team have any glaring weaknesses besides outfield defense?

 

They might hit too many dongs and break all of the fancy new scoreboards.

[Guest]

I don't think there's a team I'd rather be a fan of right now

[Guest]

If we get add even a solid number three starter next year, and either keep Fowler or sign another awesome outfielder, and the bullpen stays solid, does this team have any glaring weaknesses besides outfield defense?

 

[expletive] it, let's go all out with spending this offseason and make this team flawless. Another starter, another outfielder, and a shutdown reliever.

[Sammy Sofa]

The Kang injury is a shitty, shitty accident, but in all I love how in just two games the Cubs have other fanbases completely wailing and gnashing their teeth. I want this forever. I want them to be HATED.

[Ski]

The Kang injury is a [expletive], [expletive] accident, but in all I love how in just two games the Cubs have other fanbases completely wailing and gnashing their teeth. I want this forever. I want them to be HATED.

I would have absolutely no problem with the Cubs taking over the title of NL Yankees from the Cardinals.

[PrimeTime]

LOL

 

Maddon on HBP of Rizzo: “I don’t know who put out the hit. I don’t know if Tony Soprano is in the dugout. I didn’t see him in there.

[bukie]

Travis Wood is going to start the game.

[Sammy Sofa]

The Kang injury is a [expletive], [expletive] accident, but in all I love how in just two games the Cubs have other fanbases completely wailing and gnashing their teeth. I want this forever. I want them to be HATED.

I would have absolutely no problem with the Cubs taking over the title of NL Yankees from the Cardinals.

 

And unlike Cardinals fans we should just revel in it.

[Ski]

The Kang injury is a [expletive], [expletive] accident, but in all I love how in just two games the Cubs have other fanbases completely wailing and gnashing their teeth. I want this forever. I want them to be HATED.

I would have absolutely no problem with the Cubs taking over the title of NL Yankees from the Cardinals.

 

And unlike Cardinals fans we should just revel in it.

The Cubs have sucked for most of their existence aside from a handful of playoff seasons. We deserve unlimited riches.

[Sammy Sofa]

No, I'm talking about how the whole Best Fans in Baseball nonsense. Let's just gleefully be awful, terrible monsters over our team.

[Ski]

No, I'm talking about how the whole Best Fans in Baseball nonsense. Let's just gleefully be awful, terrible monsters over our team.

Right, [expletive] that. I want to feast on the tears of the forsaken.

[davell]

@LangoschMLB: Leaves out the fact that a Cubs pitcher hit Matt Holliday in the head earlier in the game. https://t.co/7oYUVSWQGi

 

Even their [expletive] writers are the douchiest humans on earth.