Which Cub will unleash the first Cub-Dong?

[Butterscup1679666578]

Olt

[RynoRules]

Billy Buck

[bukie]

Dexter Fowler, top of the 1st tomorrow.

[Tracer Bullet]

Would have been Clark had Theo given him anything to hit.

 

http://www.bleachernation.com/2015/04/10/theo-epstein-will-have-none-of-your-shenanigans-clark-the-cub-video/

[tfarks]

Dexter Fowler, top of the 1st tomorrow.

 

This but Soler.

[Guest]

Bryant

[Butterscup1679666578]

changing my pick to no one

[Guest]

joe maddon, in a desperate attempt to distract everyone from the cubs' 1-9 start

[Ding Dong Johnson]

changing my pick to no one

never ever

[d_money]

Whoever it's gonna be, I guarantee this - there will be an onslaught of dongs following.

[Guest]

Whoever it's gonna be, I guarantee this - there will be an onslaught of dongs following.

 

the dong floodgates will open

[Banedon]

Saying Kris Bryant would be too depressing, and Soler is too obvious. I'm gonna say Coghlan, cuz why the hell not.

BAM

[OleMissCub]

Coghlan

 

Hell ya

[Banedon]

Eat dirt Olt predictors.

[Banedon]

Sorry, Castro guessers.

[SouthSideRyan]

Coghlan

 

Hell ya

 

You only said him because Seth Smith wasn't available.

[Sammy Sofa]

Sorry, Castro guessers.

 

I think we should get credit for picking the first Cub who matters.

[Guest]

Whoever it's gonna be, I guarantee this - there will be an onslaught of dongs following.

 

the dong floodgates will open

 

As I said

[Sammy Sofa]

How do mangled wrists fit in to this equation?!? The Dong-Gods are cruel and fickle.

[Banedon]

Sorry, Castro guessers.

 

I think we should get credit for picking the first Cub who matters.

 

I blame the person that asked the question poorly then.

[Sammy Sofa]

Donged with my own petard.