Deadspin - Sleazeball Agent Dan Lozano (Albert's Agent)

[David]

Not going to quote any of it here.

 

It's definitely an interesting read, to say the least.

 

http://deadspin.com/5861982/

 

Some of the content is definitely not work safe.

[mookie]

Wow. Awesome read. Thanks for posting.

[Guest]

Sounds like he'd be a fun guy to know. :)

 

Seriously, though, I wonder how the extremely religious Pujols feels about all of this in the middle of negotiating for one of the biggest contracts in MLB history.

[Tyrant]

Reading this article from September, it almost sounds like Lozano knew that something like this was coming.

[seanimal]

not enough pics

[PrimeTime]

Awesome article.

[justin23iu]

This reminds me of a story that porn star BiBi Jones (she was the one in the infamous picture with Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski) revealed on the Howard Stern Show in May, when she said she works with an agent in Phoenix. When visiting teams come to play the Diamondbacks, the agent hires her to sleep with players, eventually leading to a meeting with the agent. It's a seedy business, to be sure.

[17 Seconds]

damn i want to be an agent so bad

[abuck1220]

yeah, taking pictures of yourself eating out a prostitute and sending them to your buddies is like my dream life.

[imb]

"wtf is thrush"

[Little Slide Rooter]

"wtf is thrush"

 

A nasty oral fungal infection.

[17 Seconds]

yeah, taking pictures of yourself eating out a prostitute and sending them to your buddies is like my dream life.

 

yeah, that's exactly the part i liked so much

[treebird]

yeah, taking pictures of yourself eating out a prostitute and sending them to your buddies is like my dream life.

 

yeah, that's exactly the part i liked so much

 

what part did you like? this guy sounds like the worst human ever.

[Gmoney23]

If you found a fine line between Ari Gold and this Lozano dude it would probably be a pretty badass lifestyle..

[17 Seconds]

yeah, taking pictures of yourself eating out a prostitute and sending them to your buddies is like my dream life.

 

yeah, that's exactly the part i liked so much

 

what part did you like? this guy sounds like the worst human ever.

 

i never said anything about wanting to be like that guy. anyways, it was mostly a joke. being an agent would be pretty awesome though if you could find a way to maintain your morals.