Q & A WITH NEW CUBS PRESIDENT OF BASEBALL OPS THEO EPSTEIN

[rocket]

if you build it, he will come Edited October 23, 2011 by rocket

[UMFan83]

We WILL get him on here so he can serenade us with statistical analysis and then one of us will say something creepy and disturbing and he'll ignore it but then a few more will as well and it will creep him out and finally he'll get scared and leave.

[TruffleShuffle]

let's just make a rule now that nobody is allowed to ask him if every player should practice bunting or if pitch counts are irrelevant.

[UMFan83]

Or anything about spray charts.

[Banedon]

I'm going to ask him for grittiness metrics, and you can't stop me.

[imb]

theo thanks for making my life meaningful again

[rocket]

thx for bringing hoyer along bro

[imb]

Is there any truth to the rumor you advised obama on the iraq departure?

[TruffleShuffle]

please edit thread title with his proper title, President of Baseball Operations and Organization Savior

[rocket]

please edit thread title with his proper title, President of Baseball Operations and Organization Savior

 

good call. it's probably why he hasn't answered questions yet

[rocket]

theo if you'd stop doing events in boston you'd probably have time to answer our questions

[rocket]

thoughts on 1st season and plans going forward?

[treebird]

CURSE OF THE NSBB

 

our cobs will never win until theo keeps his promise and does this chat

[Guest]

Theo, how much of blow to the beans and frank was it when the new CBA was approved? It just seems like it might have really put your strategy off the rails.

[rocket]

can you officially guarantee the playoffs for the 2015 season?

[treebird]

hey theo, big fan. thanks for taking our questions.

 

how you weigh?

[jersey cubs fan]

where do you live, exactly?

[rocket]

what's joe maddon's email so we can set up our next guest

[treebird]

i bet you and jed have made a bunch of sweet tamper/tampa jokes in the last week. no question, just looking for your response.

[imb]

theo is it epsteen or epstine ill take it off the air