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[Clem Fandango]

It made me feel like I was at a theme park's exotic/jungle themed area and stumbled into a pavilion to escape the sun and some corny ass douche bags in Hawaiian shirts started a congo line in the audience because that's what their job is to do and I got stuck in the middle of it and I couldn't escape and I felt like blowing my brains out.

 

That's what that song made me feel like.

[Soul]

So bad it becomes good.

[jersey cubs fan]

http://deadspin.com/5896394/the-marlins-home-run-sculpture-is-alive

[Sammy Sofa]

THEY SPINNIN'.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

That's gross.

[El Duderino]

why does the water only come out one side?

[Sammy Sofa]

Because that's where the marlins are splashing back into the water after their majestic leap through the air, d'uh.

[jersey cubs fan]

I'm disappointed in those waves moving back and forth. Looks lazy. Edited March 26, 2012 by jersey cubs fan

[Pushfrog98]

Yeah, it is quite poorly executed. I had much higher expectations for that beast.

[TruffleShuffle]

what a tacky piece of [expletive]

[minnesotacubsfan]

You guys are all wrong, this is fantastic.

[seanimal]

wait where are the lasers?

[minnesotacubsfan]

why the hell would they need lasers? they have spinning dolphins, loud colors and spraying water fountains. lasers are for losers.

[rocket]

why the hell would they need lasers? they have spinning dolphins, loud colors and spraying water fountains. lasers are for losers.

 

THOSE ARE MARLINS NOT DOLPHINS

[seanimal]

why the hell would they need lasers? they have spinning dolphins, loud colors and spraying water fountains. lasers are for losers.

 

that's just hurtful and mean.

[J.R.]

Big Z is pitching his first game in the new park right now on MLBN. The backstop aquarium is not nearly as prominent as I imagined.

[Derwood]

LOL

[El Duderino]

dear god, bright orange hats with black jersey and white pants

 

i feel sorry for these dudes, especially the white guys

[Sammy Sofa]

What?

[NonProfitCow]

The more I see the uniforms and the absurd outfield thing, the more I like them.

[BCVM22]

http://643putout.wordpress.com/2012/04/02/marlins-bizarro-uniforms/

 

Mind blown.

[Clem Fandango]

Well Ozzie sure didn't waste any time...

 

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7787381/miami-marlins-ozzie-guillen-apologizes-fidel-castro-comment

 

Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen apologized Saturday for telling a magazine he loves Fidel Castro, two days after saying he gets drunk at the hotel bar after every game and has been doing so "for 25, 28 years. It doesn't change."

 

Guillen told Time magazine he loves Castro and respects him for staying in power so long. When Guillen read his comments Friday, he said he felt sick because he knew how people would react.

 

The Castro comment also prompted the team to issue a statement denouncing the Cuban dictator.

[El Duderino]

lmao

[Sammy Sofa]

That is outstanding.

[Yeti]

that is just beautiful