Daaaaaaa Cubs!

[ChiCubsfan0502]

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"MLB will need to impose a new rule that the Norths side nine must only play with three players in order to keep games within 10 runs for the opposition my friends".

Edited May 20, 2008 by ChiCubsfan0502

[Ding Dong Johnson]

let us know when it gets some

[RynoRules]

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"MLB will need to impose a new rule that the Norths side nine must only play with three players in order to keep games within 10 runs for the opposition my friends".

 

=D>

[erik316wttn]

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"MLB will need to impose a new rule that the Norths side nine must only play with three players in order to keep games within 10 runs for the opposition my friends".

 

Geovany Soto will only be allowed to bat once a week if you're going to start limiting the Cubs current awesomeness.

[Sorianos hop]

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How many runs can Geovany Soto could score if he played an entire game by himself while sitting in a recliner?

[ChiCubsfan0502]

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"After a league enforced rule, Geovany Soto will come to the plate with two strikes on him and he must bat left handed. With the new rule, he is now projected to hit 99 HR and knock in 278".

 

Da Cuuubbbs!

[Little Slide Rooter]

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Whenever Carlos Marmol comes in to start an inning, the bases must automatically be loaded with the heart of the lineup coming to the plate and they must be given 5 outs. Did I mention he must be blindfolded, have 1 arm tied behind his back, and have an angry racoon down his pants?

[imb]

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In order to keep games close, the Cubs will be forced to send their top prospect to AAA in lieu of a 32 year old that can only hit lefthanded pitching and the corpse of jim edmonds.

[imb]

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oops

[nilodnayr]

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In order to keep games close, the Cubs will be forced to send their top prospect to AAA in lieu of a 32 year old that can only hit lefthanded pitching and the corpse of jim edmonds.

 

At first I thought you were talking about Rich Hill and then saw the Johnson/Edmonds reference and realized that both our top young pitcher (well maybe I should say "young") and top young position player are in the minors with terrible veterans in their place and that made me a sad panda.

[Tracer Bullet]

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In order to keep games close, the Cubs will be forced to send their top prospect to AAA in lieu of a 32 year old that can only hit lefthanded pitching and the corpse of jim edmonds.

 

Ah. That explains it. I just thought Hendry was an idiot.

[ChiCubsfan0502]

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"It's a mimimum 100 peat, my friend. Also, Geovany Soto will play QB for DA BEARS and replace Grossman, cementing a minimum 10 peat for DA BEARS!"