New cubs.com mugshots are up

[rocket]

unfortunately, they must have hired a competent photographer because they really aren't that bad this year. here's the bad ones and the new cubs:

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_448857.jpg

VENEZUELAN ELVIS

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_451595.jpg

this is probably how he looked when he saw his first pair of breasts

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_448811.jpg

who the hell is this guy, release him.

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_117758.jpg

LIEBS

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_445156.jpg

no more pot. :(

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_134268.jpg

that beard just doesn't look right

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_502188.jpg

ugh, just look at him.

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_407296.jpg

WHERE ARE HIS EYES

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_111072.jpg

so ugly

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_434567.jpg

so pretty

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_117601.jpg

i don't remember his face being this fat

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_493120.jpg

WELCOME

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_453539.jpg

please don't kill me

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_452221.jpg

looks like he doesn't even care. it must run in the family.

[Banedon]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_452221.jpg

looks like he doesn't even care. it must run in the family.

 

:good:

[Post Count Padder]

Is it just me, or was the lighting for these way too bright?

[TruffleShuffle]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_452221.jpg

looks like he doesn't even care. it must run in the family.

 

:good:

 

does he have a sticker on the bottom of his hat's brim? wtf???

[Iceblink]

Was there a chin goatee mandate? Even Fontenot has one.

 

Lilly has graduated from last year's Stripes-era Bill Murray:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/baseball/mlb/players/6223.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_31742~Bill-Murray-Posters.jpg

 

...to more of a Groundhog Day-era Bill Murray:

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150404.jpg

http://aflyoverblog.typepad.com/a_flyover_blog/images/big_bill_in_groundhog731047.gif

 

I can't wait for the Lost In Translation days.

[Derwood]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_134268.jpg

 

when did Kerry have a stroke?

[Roast]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_452221.jpg

So....How bout we head back up to my room. Eh? Eh? *raises eyebrow*

[Derwood]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_452221.jpg

So....How bout we head back up to my room. Eh? Eh? *raises eyebrow*

 

and SHMOKE SUM WEED

[Derwood]

new mug shots of old favorites:

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_334393.jpg

4-3

http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_282332.jpg

Not broke off?

http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_110189.jpg

 

http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_124693.jpg

Fruit by da foot!

http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_452668.jpg

WEED!

http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_457122.jpg

Nearly identical to his Cubs' shot last year

http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425503.jpg

Dusty weeps

http://sandiego.padres.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_118120.jpg

Mad Dog

http://sandiego.padres.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_407578.jpg

Looks thrilled to be there

http://sandiego.padres.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_136664.jpg

Evil twin?

http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_408039.jpg

He's SOOO Taguchi

http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_452733.jpg

Straight from the remake of The Goonies

http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150396.jpg

He won't look so happy in about a month

http://tampabay.rays.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_120401.jpg

Holy F! When did Percival turn 60?

http://tampabay.rays.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_114260.jpg

He's Uncle Ray now

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430911.jpg

From insane to mellow

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_424825.jpg

Your starting CF

http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_279571.jpg

Born goofy I guess

http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430321.jpg

Looking for Lady Cop

http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150035.jpg

Relief Pitcher by day, H&R Block Account Manager by night

[Schwarber Fan]

The Ascanio picture isn't from this year, it's a photoshop from his Braves 07 picture. Pretty obvious if you look at the lighting.

 

By the way, this year's MLB mugshot winner is Alexei Ramirez:

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_493351.jpg

[Lockes Eye Scar]

Prior's mugshot is hilarious

[Roast]

lol, did Farns lose his contacts?

 

EDIT: And since when were Yanks allowed to have facial hair?

[Post Count Padder]

Glasses usually make you look smarter. I'd say in Farnsy's case it's the opposite. At least in that mug.

[seanimal]

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[TruffleShuffle]

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150378.jpg

grizzly adams

 

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_276913.jpg

derrrr, which way did he go george?

 

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_116974.jpg

washed up

 

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425902.jpg

fat

 

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430611.jpg

SO UGLY

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_113744.jpg

reppin' the eyeliner

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_116414.jpg

looks like a gila monster

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_131702.jpg

child molester, white trash, or both?

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_435039.jpg

BEND YOUR BRIM A-HOLE

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_136725.jpg

this makes me sad

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_405395.jpg

oldest 28 year old on the planet

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_285131.jpg

if you hit over .300 with the cardinals, i will kill someone

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_407886.jpg

okay not creepy at ALL

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_408219.jpg

turning japanese i think i'm turning japanese i really think so...

 

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150449.jpg

roid rage

Edited March 12, 2008 by TruffleShuffle

[Sammy Sofa]

Good Lord, this game is ugly.

[TruffleShuffle]

chris duncan looks like a fetus.

[seanimal]

just stop

[Lockes Eye Scar]

I wonder if anyone actually takes a flattering mugshot

[TruffleShuffle]

just stop

 

:?:

[Guest]

just stop

 

:?:

 

I think he's in love with Rocket.

[TruffleShuffle]

just stop

 

:?:

 

I think he's in love with Rocket.

 

possible, but i think he's also crushing on abuck. what's a boy in love to do?

[Little Slide Rooter]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425768.jpg

Wouldnt this one be better suited on a milk carton?

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425840.jpg

Now they just need to airbrush "Iowa" somewhere above his unibrow.

[Little Slide Rooter]

[http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_111072.jpg

so ugly

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_434567.jpg

so pretty

 

 

Its funny, Blanco really does look like he could be Sotos father or ugly brother.