Cliff Floyd's defense

[biittner77]

Now that he's been activated, there's something I've wanted to know. Which option best finishes the sentence below:

 

 

____________ would be better defensively than Cliff Floyd

[Ding Dong Johnson]

yes

[Skyballer]

i went with the Murton cut out, but we need an all of the above option :)

[TruffleShuffle]

what's cradboard?

[CyHawk_Cub]

How about "all of the above"?

[Balsa]

awesome options

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I voted the Gatorade bucket on the condition that it's mostly full. An empty Gatorade cooler could conceivably blow far enough in the wind during a fly ball to cover roughly 5-6x the ground that Floyd could.

[Skyballer]

It all depends on what you mean by "best finishes."

If you mean what is more embarrasing, than it's the Murton cutout since that would be the worst defense except Floyd.

If we are talking about what is the best option there it's gatorade :D

[biittner77]

awesome options

 

These are all references from various people here at NSBB. Since I have no idea who came up with what I can give no direct credit.

 

Here's a couple that didn't make the cut:

 

The frozen remains of Ted Williams

The inanimate carbon rod

A deep dish pizza from Unos

Sammy Sosa's boombox