Littlefield unable to land A-Rod for Nady

[Banedon]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/pirates_gm_unable_to_trade

 

:lol:

[TruffleShuffle]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/pirates_gm_unable_to_trade

 

:lol:

 

 

this is great:

 

 

Projectile Green Turtle Shell Involved In Controversial IndyCar Race Finish

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Projectile-Green.jpg

[Tracer Bullet]

Unfortunately for Detroit fans, this is not an Onion article.

 

I loved this.

 

Detroit general manager Dave Dombrowski, it should be noted, acquired infielder Neifi Perez in an August deal last year.

 

It's like a warning. "I know you don't think Dave Dombroski is dumb enough to add a guy with a .673 career OPS that's set to be paid $6.5M next year and $7.25M in 2009, but he did acquire Neifi last season. He's now collecting $2.5M to put up this line: .172/.221/.266/.286."

[Jake]

If I hadn't know it was the onion, I would have believed it.

[BDWeav71]

 

this is great:

 

 

Projectile Green Turtle Shell Involved In Controversial IndyCar Race Finish

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Projectile-Green.jpg

 

Hahaha! That is hilarious.