5/28 Braves (Smoltz) vs. Crap (Ryu) 1:20 CT WGN

[Fred Hornkohl]

BOTTOM OF THE SIXTH INNING

 

Perez grounded to first, safe at first on a fieldin error, E1

Bynum singled to right field, Perez to second

Pierre doubled down the right field line, Perez scored, Bynum to third

Womack grounded out to second, 4-3, Bynum scored, Pierre to third

Barrett singled to left field, Pierre scored

Walker grounded into a DP, 3-6-3, Barrett out at second

 

3 runs, 3 hits, 1 errors, 0 men left on base

 

              1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9     R  H E
Atlanta       1 5 0 1 1 2          11 14 3 
CUBS          4 0 0 1 0 3           8 10 1 

 

Home runs: Atlanta: Renteria (4 & 5), LaRoche (7 & 8 ), Langerhans (4), Giles (2), A Jones (12)

[Sammy Sofa]

Thank you, Todd. Really, at this point, playing as poorly as possible is going to do the team, and the city, much, MUCH better in the long run. Winning games because of humps like Neifi and Bynum and Womack is only going to cause more pain.

[Southpaw191679666239]

New record! woot!

[Fred Hornkohl]

Pena homered to right center field

[InconspicuousZ28]

New record in futility: 8 HR allowed. Great job, Cubs of 2006. Rewriting all the history record books.

[Sammy Sofa]

RADICAL TO THE MAX, DUDE.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Orr, pinch hitting for Smoltz, struck out swinging

[Sammy Sofa]

Wait...the Cubs have given up 8 HR's...and struck out a dozen batters?!?

 

What the hell kind of insane game did I miss most of? Jeez...

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 4-0 when they score 8 or more runs in a game

CUBS are 2-0 when the opponents commit 3 or more errors.

 

Go CUBS !!

[Fred Hornkohl]

Giles walked

[Southpaw191679666239]

CUBS are 4-0 when they score 8 or more runs in a game

CUBS are 2-0 when the opponents commit 3 or more errors.

 

Go CUBS !!

 

Well, so much for being undefeated in those two stat cats.

[cheapseats]

12 runs will not win this game today. Don't worry, folks.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Giles took second base on a wild pitch

[Sammy Sofa]

I took a knee on a passed stone.

 

HIIIIIII-OHHHHHH!!!

 

Awww, man, Fred ruined my terrible joke when he edited his post to say "wild pitch."

Edited May 28, 2006 by Sammy Sofa

[Fred Hornkohl]

Renteria struck out swinging

[Fred Hornkohl]

C Jones walked

[Fred Hornkohl]

I took a knee on a passed stone.

 

HIIIIIII-OHHHHHH!!!

 

Awww, man, Fred ruined my terrible joke when he edited his post to say "wild pitch."

 

Frankly, I think you ruined your own joke, eh?

[Fred Hornkohl]

TOP OF THE SEVENTH INNING

 

Pena homered to right center field

Orr, pinch hitting for Smoltz, struck out swinging

Giles walked

Giles took second base on a wild pitch

Renteria struck out swinging

C Jones walked

A Jones struck out swinging

 

1 runs, 1 hits, 0 errors, 2 men left on base

 

              1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9     R  H E
Atlanta       1 5 0 1 1 2 1        12 15 3 
CUBS          4 0 0 1 0 3           8 10 1 

 

Home runs: Atlanta: Renteria (4 & 5), LaRoche (7 & 8 ), Langerhans (4), Giles (2), A Jones (12), Pena (1)

 

pitcher     IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Ryu        1.3  7  6  6  0  0  4  28 
Rusch      4.0  6  4  3  1  9  2  83 
Novoa      1.7  2  2  2  2  4  2  42 

Edited May 28, 2006 by Fred Hornkohl

[cheapseats]

I took a knee on a passed stone.

 

HIIIIIII-OHHHHHH!!!

 

Awww, man, Fred ruined my terrible joke when he edited his post to say "wild pitch."

 

Couldn't you have edited your joke to jibe with Fred's edited post?

 

I took a knee on a wild ____.

 

A winner would know how to adapt.

[Sammy Sofa]

I took a knee on a passed stone.

 

HIIIIIII-OHHHHHH!!!

 

Awww, man, Fred ruined my terrible joke when he edited his post to say "wild pitch."

 

Frankly, I think you ruined your own joke, eh?

 

Hey, I freely admitted it was terrible from the get-go.

 

In other news, this game is asinine.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Anytime Perez, Pierre & Womack drive in half of youre runs, and your best RBI man GIDPs twice...... yeah, that's asinine !!

[cheapseats]

Lack of posts in this thread = most NSBBers are bandWGNers and not true fans.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Ramirez flied out to left field

[Sammy Sofa]

I took a knee on a passed stone.

 

HIIIIIII-OHHHHHH!!!

 

Awww, man, Fred ruined my terrible joke when he edited his post to say "wild pitch."

 

Couldn't you have edited your joke to jibe with Fred's edited post?

 

I took a knee on a wild ____.

 

A winner would know how to adapt.

 

I'm the Enrique Wilson of internet schtick.

 

*Hangs head in shame*

[Fred Hornkohl]

Jones walked