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Frankie: You know what I hate?

 

Willie: What?

 

Frankie: I go into the kitchen, I open the drawer, you know?

 

Willie: Uh huh?

 

Frankie: And I take out a, uh--

 

Willie: Carrot scraper?

 

Frankie: Right. And I stick it up my nose, you know, and I'm rootin' it around, and, you know, gettin' all the mucus membranes out o' there, you know? And then I take one o' them, uh--?

 

Willie: Mentholated eucalyptus cough drops?

 

Frankie: Right. And I stick it-- wedge it up there, you know? I take a couple o' whiffs, boy. Heh, ya feel like your head's gonna explode.

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Frankie: You know what I hate?

 

Willie: What?

 

Frankie: I go into the kitchen, I open the drawer, you know?

 

Willie: Uh huh?

 

Frankie: And I take out a, uh--

 

Willie: Carrot scraper?

 

Frankie: Right. And I stick it up my nose, you know, and I'm rootin' it around, and, you know, gettin' all the mucus membranes out o' there, you know? And then I take one o' them, uh--?

 

Willie: Mentholated eucalyptus cough drops?

 

Frankie: Right. And I stick it-- wedge it up there, you know? I take a couple o' whiffs, boy. Heh, ya feel like your head's gonna explode.

 

Classic!! Thanks for making me laugh and feel old at the same time.

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The Cardinals.

 

I was just gonna say that. Why do they get the keep winning and winning and winning? They have to suck eventually. They have to. PLEASE?!?

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I hate them a little less now that David Bell jacked one.

 

But Skip Schumaker? Gimme a break.

 

isn't he an indy car driver?

 

I think he drives F1

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